NewJackSwing

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A millionaire man who is a celebrity? Is that me? It sure sounds like me... I'm totally worthy a try, too! I like you, Tony.
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January 6, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Weekend! Freedom Freedom Freedom! http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-dance-the-zoidberg.gif
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January 6, 2012 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Can't wait till Colbert gets a chance to interview him. That will be rad. Also, while watching this absolutely booooring interview, I came to the conclusion that Obama really has no sense of humor. Not that a president actually needs one to do his job well, but still... you're on a comedy show, Mr. President! Couldn't you have one of your staff writer's give you a few jokes? Oh well, he's the president, not an entertainer...
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October 28, 2010 on Barack Obama On The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
This pretty much made my day! well, not as much as getting a return phone call from a certain pretty girl I know would make my day... but seriously, there should be more of these!
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October 27, 2010 on Governor Mike Huckabee Loves Torche
"Hold that man in your tender clutch, hold that man I love so much..."
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October 20, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Luke Perry At Dragon Con
My good friend has something to say: http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/johnny_cash.jpg
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October 20, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow To Perform At CMA Awards In An Attempt To Appeal To No One
But where's Tom Bosley? I've been looking for him all day...
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October 20, 2010 on The End Of The World Postponed?! BUT I HAVE ALL THESE BEANS!
Hooray! I made it into the Editor's Choice! (First time is the best!) On a diff'rent note (ha?): I'm leaving tomorrow for Africa! Woohoo! So for two weeks I'll be without the internet and without the funny and/or thoughtful and/or entertaining comments on this here blog. For some reason I just felt like sharing because I'm super excited for this trip. Anyway, keep up the good work VideoGummers! Peace.
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May 28, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
It wasn't an actual stroke...but we could call being taken off life support a DIFFERENT stroke. um...
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May 28, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I guess it could be easy to get the "Rock Crusher School Photos" dvd mixed up with "Cock Rusher Schoolgirls" movie. (sorry)
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May 28, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: School Photos DVD
Y'know what'll REALLY get to this guy??? Let's make fun of him! on the INTERNET!!! oh well. It's a free country... ...no thanks to you and Lyle!
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May 28, 2010 on Hitler And All The Nazis Were All Homos, Says Some Fucking Asshole
They should put couches on the subway. Then they could just flip the cushions over whenever Papi has to sit down...
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May 28, 2010 on ATTENTION NEW YORK: YOUR SUBWAYS ARE COVERED IN URINE
well, when a male bieber and a female bieber love each other very much, they share a special hug...
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May 27, 2010 on Justin Bieber’s Face Is A Door Magnet
this whole crazy world is quite bizarre! but i think i know what you mean...
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May 27, 2010 on Justin Bieber’s Face Is A Door Magnet
A hot pocket? (oh please say yes!) if so? what flavor?
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May 27, 2010 on Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You?
I wanna be the "European Carryall" that Jerry carries (get it?) around on some episode of Seinfeld...A "manpurse" if you will...
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May 27, 2010 on Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You?
"I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!"
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May 27, 2010 on FACT: Space Jam Was Based On Myan Prophecy
Wow, for not liking an/or watching American Idol, you sure write a lot of words about it! But it's okay...a lot of people do. anyhoo, Crystal Bowersox was kind of cool. I think she could make some good albums. Peace.
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May 27, 2010 on American Idol Season/Simon Finale Open Thread
If she really wanted to impress Mr. Bay, she should have used more unnecessary explosions in the middle of a highly-populated metropolitan area. Cuz we all know that's the best place to have fight scenes...to keep the public safe...
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May 27, 2010 on Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 Audition
That would be creepy and scary. but at the same time, it would make my day to be the topic of a Videogum post. Granted, it would be my very last day...
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May 26, 2010 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Art Linkletter
...I was confusing him with me...then i thought, "Hey, I'm not Art Linkletter!" whew.
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May 26, 2010 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Art Linkletter
Kind of sad, but holy cow! 97! What a life he had. be at peace, Mr. Linkletter.
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May 26, 2010 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Art Linkletter
Was anyone else sad when Shadow Slammer broke the guitar? I was sad...
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May 25, 2010 on One Slammer To Rule Them All
Oh, that was bamboo? I thought it was corn! Up to that point I was enjoying the movie, but then I thought they put a cornfield in Hawaii and I was like, "Naw, this is too unrealistic...." Thanx, Stu! Now I can enjoy this moviefilm again!
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May 25, 2010 on One Slammer To Rule Them All
Maybe Jon Hamm should play the Oil Spill... It would still be a disaster, but a HANDSOME disaster!
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May 25, 2010 on Jon Hamm Was On Ellen To Promote His Face
I gave a speech at graduation, too. It was fun. I plagiarized Richie Cunningham's valedictorian speech in it's entirety.
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May 25, 2010 on That’s Nick Madson’s Boyfriend: Brian Corman