NewJackSwing

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A millionaire man who is a celebrity? Is that me? It sure sounds like me… I’m totally worthy a try, too!

I like you, Tony.

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January 6, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Weekend! Freedom Freedom Freedom!

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January 6, 2012 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

So excited about album 4!

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November 11, 2010 on Colleen Thomas Explains Monday’s Secret Missile Launch

Can’t wait till Colbert gets a chance to interview him. That will be rad.

Also, while watching this absolutely booooring interview, I came to the conclusion that Obama really has no sense of humor. Not that a president actually needs one to do his job well, but still… you’re on a comedy show, Mr. President! Couldn’t you have one of your staff writer’s give you a few jokes?

Oh well, he’s the president, not an entertainer…

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October 28, 2010 on Barack Obama On The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

This pretty much made my day! well, not as much as getting a return phone call from a certain pretty girl I know would make my day… but seriously, there should be more of these!

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October 27, 2010 on Governor Mike Huckabee Loves Torche

“Hold that man in your tender clutch, hold that man I love so much…”

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October 20, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Luke Perry At Dragon Con

My good friend has something to say:

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October 20, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow To Perform At CMA Awards In An Attempt To Appeal To No One

Is that Antony Hegarty?

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October 20, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Luke Perry At Dragon Con

But where’s Tom Bosley? I’ve been looking for him all day…

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October 20, 2010 on The End Of The World Postponed?! BUT I HAVE ALL THESE BEANS!

Hooray! I made it into the Editor’s Choice! (First time is the best!)

On a diff’rent note (ha?): I’m leaving tomorrow for Africa! Woohoo! So for two weeks I’ll be without the internet and without the funny and/or thoughtful and/or entertaining comments on this here blog.

For some reason I just felt like sharing because I’m super excited for this trip. Anyway, keep up the good work VideoGummers!

Peace.

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May 28, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

It wasn’t an actual stroke…but we could call being taken off life support a DIFFERENT stroke.

um…

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May 28, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

I guess it could be easy to get the “Rock Crusher School Photos” dvd mixed up with “Cock Rusher Schoolgirls” movie.

(sorry)

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May 28, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: School Photos DVD

Y’know what’ll REALLY get to this guy??? Let’s make fun of him! on the INTERNET!!!

oh well. It’s a free country…

…no thanks to you and Lyle!

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May 28, 2010 on Hitler And All The Nazis Were All Homos, Says Some Fucking Asshole

They should put couches on the subway. Then they could just flip the cushions over whenever Papi has to sit down…

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May 28, 2010 on ATTENTION NEW YORK: YOUR SUBWAYS ARE COVERED IN URINE

I didn’t read the whole post, sorry Gabe. My eye started to get all buggy. I’m going outside!

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May 27, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: 50 Cent Prepares For His Role As A Football Player Diagnosed With Having Permanent Clown Makeup On His Face And No Legs And No Arms

well, when a male bieber and a female bieber love each other very much, they share a special hug…

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May 27, 2010 on Justin Bieber’s Face Is A Door Magnet

this whole crazy world is quite bizarre!

but i think i know what you mean…

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May 27, 2010 on Justin Bieber’s Face Is A Door Magnet

A hot pocket?

(oh please say yes!)

if so? what flavor?

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May 27, 2010 on Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You?

I wanna be the “European Carryall” that Jerry carries (get it?) around on some episode of Seinfeld…A “manpurse” if you will…

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May 27, 2010 on Which Handbag From Sex and the City 2 Are You?

What’s the difference between a duck?

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May 27, 2010 on That’s Your Mom: American Idol Superfan Mom Whose Life Is Ruined Now