Comments from nightswimmer

It sounds like Kendrick's 10-year-old brother is better at keeping secrets--he didn't leak TPAB when he got it ahead of time...
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November 28, 2015 on Kendrick Lamar’s Sister Accidentally Reveals His Upcoming J. Cole Collaboration
I just learned, right now from you, that he wasn't saying "Coldplay." I guess I just assumed calling someone "Coldplay" was understood as in insult in Compton? In hindsight, that didn't make much sense.
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November 6, 2015 on Coldplay – “Adventure Of A Lifetime”
I thought the exact same thing when I listened to it this morning.
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November 6, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Grimes Art Angels
Well, the woman has her eyes closed... maybe it's alternate art for Carrie & Lowell...
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October 16, 2015 on Joanna Newsom Says Spotify Is Evil, Garbage
I discovered Beach House because my favorite spot in a college library (read: the part so dark and isolated that it was basically dungeon) had graffiti of the chorus for "10 Mile Stereo." So it would make a good story if "10 Mile Stereo" was my favorite... but it's "Zebra" all the way.
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October 16, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Beach House Thank Your Lucky Stars
birth.movies.death (formerly Badass Digest) does some interesting film writing kind of in the vein of the Dissolve, although with a little more of a blog format.
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October 13, 2015 on Condé Nast Buys Pitchfork
Someone needs to give the Stereogum headline pun writers a medal.
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August 11, 2015 on One Direction Fuck Up Some Commas, Now Chicken Fries Are Back
That guy on the bottom right is a hero for keeping a straight face as long as he does.
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July 23, 2015 on Minor League Baseball Team Apologizes For Corey Feldman Concert
This is basically the first 8 seconds of Hot Chip's "I Feel Better" video if you gender-swap it and stretch it out to 3 minutes.
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May 19, 2015 on Taylor Swift – “Bad Blood (Remix Feat. Kendrick Lamar)” Video
Speaking of the best incomprehensible lines from Alligator: "It's a common fetish for a doting man to ballerina on the coffee table cock in hand."
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April 13, 2015 on Alligator Turns 10
Robin Thicke has a big... budget.
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March 5, 2015 on Robin Thicke Trial Reveals Extraordinary “Blurred Lines” Financials
Wait... When did Pitchfork add a comments section?
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February 20, 2015 on Maxinquaye Turns 20
Sounds kind of like Weezer in their Lady Gaga-covering phase...
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February 20, 2015 on Watch Stephen Malkmus Cover Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” For Portland Kids
By the looks of it, he is, too.
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February 8, 2015 on Grammys 2015: Comment Party
Grand Budapest Pharrell
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February 8, 2015 on Grammys 2015: Comment Party
That FKA twigs lyric “How does it feel to have me thinking about you?” takes on a totally different meaning when it’s sung by a disembodied Terminator head…
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January 17, 2015 on The 5 Best Videos Of The Week
52 new Jens Lekman songs? That's fantastic!
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January 3, 2015 on Jens Lekman – “Postcard #1″
When it comes to making country radio weed anthems, I think Willie Nelson might have a headstart on Eric Church by a few years...
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October 17, 2014 on Eric Church Is Our Greatest Working Rock Star
I am a fan of R.E.M. because Reckoning has been stuck in the CD drive of my car for 6 years. That's literally, stuck, BTW--I would get it out if I could, and like, burn a copy of the new Thom Yorke to play or something, but it's not coming out anytime soon. Great album the first 102 times. Don't know about Monster, but "Kenneth" is pretty awesome.
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September 26, 2014 on Monster Turns 20