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 +2Posted on Oct 17th | re: Eric Church Is Our Greatest Working Rock Star (29 comments)

When it comes to making country radio weed anthems, I think Willie Nelson might have a headstart on Eric Church by a few years…

These are all Good Things.

 +3Posted on Sep 26th | re: Monster Turns 20 (33 comments)

I am a fan of R.E.M. because Reckoning has been stuck in the CD drive of my car for 6 years. That’s literally, stuck, BTW–I would get it out if I could, and like, burn a copy of the new Thom Yorke to play or something, but it’s not coming out anytime soon. Great album the first 102 times. Don’t know about Monster, but “Kenneth” is pretty awesome.

 +2Posted on Sep 26th | re: Chocolate And Cheese Turns 20 (22 comments)

That mustachioed meat man in the “I Can’t Put My Finger On It” video is a G.

 +4Posted on Aug 20th | re: Nicki Minaj - "Anaconda" Video (Feat. Drake) (18 comments)


 0Posted on Aug 20th | re: Nicki Minaj - "Anaconda" Video (Feat. Drake) (18 comments)

If the videos weren’t released so close together, I’d think this was a rebuttal to that Taylor Swift video.

 +3Posted on Aug 4th | re: Cows Love Lorde (8 comments)

Very zen–would make a nice screensaver.

Tried forever to trace a line through the maze from “John Darnielle” to “A Novel.” Turns out “A Novel” is isolated from the rest. :-(

 +5Posted on May 16th | re: Arcade Fire - "We Exist" Video (Feat. Andrew Garfield) (19 comments)

The only girl I’ve ever loved is Andrew in drag.

 +4Posted on Nov 21st, 2013 | re: Grimes Responds To Criticism From Dogmatic Asshole Vegans (192 comments)

70 comments and nobody’s made a vegan police joke yet. What’s going to happen to Grimes’ psychic powers?