Yossarian

Comments from nightswimmer

Someone needs to give the Stereogum headline pun writers a medal.

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August 11, 2015 on One Direction Fuck Up Some Commas, Now Chicken Fries Are Back

That guy on the bottom right is a hero for keeping a straight face as long as he does.

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July 23, 2015 on Minor League Baseball Team Apologizes For Corey Feldman Concert

This is basically the first 8 seconds of Hot Chip’s “I Feel Better” video if you gender-swap it and stretch it out to 3 minutes.

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May 19, 2015 on Taylor Swift – “Bad Blood (Remix Feat. Kendrick Lamar)” Video

Speaking of the best incomprehensible lines from Alligator: “It’s a common fetish for a doting man to ballerina on the coffee table cock in hand.”

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April 13, 2015 on Alligator Turns 10

Robin Thicke has a big… budget.

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March 5, 2015 on Robin Thicke Trial Reveals Extraordinary “Blurred Lines” Financials

Wait… When did Pitchfork add a comments section?

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February 20, 2015 on Maxinquaye Turns 20

Sounds kind of like Weezer in their Lady Gaga-covering phase…

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February 20, 2015 on Watch Stephen Malkmus Cover Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” For Portland Kids

By the looks of it, he is, too.

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February 8, 2015 on Grammys 2015: Comment Party

Grand Budapest Pharrell

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February 8, 2015 on Grammys 2015: Comment Party

That FKA twigs lyric “How does it feel to have me thinking about you?” takes on a totally different meaning when it’s sung by a disembodied Terminator head…

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January 17, 2015 on The 5 Best Videos Of The Week

52 new Jens Lekman songs? That’s fantastic!

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January 3, 2015 on Jens Lekman – “Postcard #1″

When it comes to making country radio weed anthems, I think Willie Nelson might have a headstart on Eric Church by a few years…

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October 17, 2014 on Eric Church Is Our Greatest Working Rock Star

I am a fan of R.E.M. because Reckoning has been stuck in the CD drive of my car for 6 years. That’s literally, stuck, BTW–I would get it out if I could, and like, burn a copy of the new Thom Yorke to play or something, but it’s not coming out anytime soon. Great album the first 102 times. Don’t know about Monster, but “Kenneth” is pretty awesome.

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September 26, 2014 on Monster Turns 20

That mustachioed meat man in the “I Can’t Put My Finger On It” video is a G.

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September 26, 2014 on Chocolate And Cheese Turns 20

Re-“butt”-al?

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August 20, 2014 on Nicki Minaj – “Anaconda” Video (Feat. Drake)

If the videos weren’t released so close together, I’d think this was a rebuttal to that Taylor Swift video.

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August 20, 2014 on Nicki Minaj – “Anaconda” Video (Feat. Drake)

Very zen–would make a nice screensaver.

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August 4, 2014 on Cows Love Lorde

Tried forever to trace a line through the maze from “John Darnielle” to “A Novel.” Turns out “A Novel” is isolated from the rest. :-(

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July 11, 2014 on Mountain Goats’ John Darnielle Announces Book Tour For His Debut Novel

The only girl I’ve ever loved is Andrew in drag.

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May 16, 2014 on Arcade Fire – “We Exist” Video (Feat. Andrew Garfield)