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Tried forever to trace a line through the maze from “John Darnielle” to “A Novel.” Turns out “A Novel” is isolated from the rest. :-(

 +5Posted on May 16th | re: Arcade Fire - "We Exist" Video (Feat. Andrew Garfield) (19 comments)

The only girl I’ve ever loved is Andrew in drag.

 +4Posted on Nov 21st, 2013 | re: Grimes Responds To Criticism From Dogmatic Asshole Vegans (192 comments)

70 comments and nobody’s made a vegan police joke yet. What’s going to happen to Grimes’ psychic powers?

 +4Posted on Oct 21st, 2013 | re: Musicians Pay Tribute To Elliott Smith, Who Died 10 Years Ago Today (14 comments)

This was a really fantastic piece.

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2013 | re: Joanna Newsom & Andy Samberg Are Engaged (20 comments)

1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put “The Harp” in that box
3. Make her open that box

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2013 | re: Download My Bloody Valentine m b v (346 comments)

So AOTY, right?

 +3Posted on Feb 1st, 2013 | re: The 5 Best Videos Of The Week (8 comments)

No “YOLO” in the top 5? I guess Adam Levine is where Stereogum draws the line…

 +2Posted on Jan 31st, 2013 | re: The 10 Best OutKast Songs (153 comments)

Hey Ya on top. A bunch of other classics below. I can’t complain, although if I were the author I’d apologize a trillion times for leaving “Ms. Jackson” off.

 +9Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: Deconstructing: How The USPS Is Killing Indie (64 comments)

Well, I’ve never had a problem with the Postal Service…

 +1Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: Craftwerk: The 10 Weirdest Prince Crafts On The Web (6 comments)

Win a date with Prince: Must be female and OK with the Lovesexy sign by my bed. Send me the email of three other girls you know.