Yossarian

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Maybe he'll perform a low-key version of one of his hits and then quietly walk off the stage after exactly 4 minutes.
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August 25, 2016 on VMAs Will Give Kanye West 4 Minutes To Do “As He Pleases”
I'm sure a million people have made this joke already, but I like to imagine Frank has that face because he just realized he forgot to put an "e" on his album cover.
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August 24, 2016 on J. Cole Is One Of Rap’s Biggest Stars. Why?
Yeah, I guess what I was saying is that I was finding the top half of Liam Gallagher kind of adorable and couldn't even begin to decide how I felt about that.
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August 23, 2016 on Liam Gallagher Promises “Bigger And Better” Potato Tweets, New Music That “Ain’t Radiohead”
If you cut that magazine cover off at the bridge of Liam's nose so that you only see the top of his head, he looks kind of like Courtney Barnett if she'd been awake for 72 hours and was having a bad hair day.
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August 23, 2016 on Liam Gallagher Promises “Bigger And Better” Potato Tweets, New Music That “Ain’t Radiohead”
I was going to buy it, but then the charger to my MacBook died after only a few months of use... So now I'm thinking fuck Apple, see ya in 2 weeks, Frank.
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August 20, 2016 on Frank Ocean Blonde Comment Party
Uh, guys, I think this is a Schoolboy Q joke about conversating with the fakes, not actual grammar advice?
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August 18, 2016 on This Guy On Catfish Thinks He’s Dating Katy Perry
If all they wanted was stage banter, they should've gone to see Father John Misty instead...
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August 18, 2016 on Israeli Fans Sue Sia Over Short Concert With No Banter
IMO, she was the rising tide that lifted all boats that season...
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August 17, 2016 on Blake Shelton Says Unearthed Racist And Homophobic Tweets Were Just Comedy
Even a broken clock is funny twice a day if you put it in a sketch with Kate McKinnon.
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August 17, 2016 on Blake Shelton Says Unearthed Racist And Homophobic Tweets Were Just Comedy
I'm pretty sure I was at that exact same show, haha.
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August 12, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Like, even if you believe they'd both destroy the country (which I don't), you have to admit that they'd have vastly different styles for accomplishing that destruction.
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August 12, 2016 on Killer Mike Claims That Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton Are “The Same Thing”
I'm hoping this just means Killer Mike has been so hard at work on RTJ III that he has literally had no time at all to follow the news. Because I feel like anyone who's been following news even a little bit would be able to tell that the candidates have... very different worldviews, to say the least.
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August 12, 2016 on Killer Mike Claims That Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton Are “The Same Thing”
The arcade equivalent of "point-and-click" is shooting the screen with a clunky plastic light-gun, which I don't think is the message they want to send here...
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August 10, 2016 on The Smiths & PETA Launch Meat Is Murder Videogame
There are lots of things about this game I don't understand, but I think #1 is why would an 8-bit arcade-inspired game would have a point-and-click control scheme?
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August 10, 2016 on The Smiths & PETA Launch Meat Is Murder Videogame
I specifically scrolled down to see if anyone had posted this yet. GOAT mashup album cover.
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August 9, 2016 on Ska Version Of Neutral Milk Hotel’s In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Is An Unacceptable Use Of Bandcamp
Making a list of songs of the summer and leaving out Frank Ocean is like making a list of the best surf music bands and leaving out the Beach Boys.
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August 4, 2016 on Vote For The Song Of The Summer 2016
Although it kills me to leave off Chance...
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August 4, 2016 on Vote For The Song Of The Summer 2016
I thought this was going to be a hard choice, but then I saw this comment. And then the choice got a lot easier.
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August 4, 2016 on Vote For The Song Of The Summer 2016
Man, we're going to start having rappers born after the new millennium soon, aren't we?
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August 3, 2016 on Does Lil Yachty Suck?
My favorite is how Dave the Asshole gets big font, but Dave the Even Bigger Asshole is relegated to small font.
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August 3, 2016 on Does Lil Yachty Suck?
I'm actually kind of surprised that FJM didn't want to cover the Backstreet Boys for a burrito company. That sounds right in his wheelhouse, especially if he covered it in the style of, like, Pavement or Bob Marley or something.
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July 26, 2016 on Father John Misty Releases “Real Love Baby,” Rejects Burrito Money
Plus, at this point the ICP might have a less toxic political platform than the GOP?
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July 25, 2016 on Insane Clown Posse Plan Massive Protest March In DC
You know, they actually seemed fairly sane and un-clown-like during the Nardwuar interview. And they did do that awesome Mozart cover with Jack White. There are certainly worse ways to spend your free time than in clown greasepaint.
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July 25, 2016 on Insane Clown Posse Plan Massive Protest March In DC
August in Australia is like February in the USA, so maybe not the best way to spend an August? Either way, this track is amazing. I've listened to Screaming Females so much that they somehow became my favorite band without me even realizing it.
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July 21, 2016 on Screaming Females – “Skeleton”
Republican party musical choices will never cease to be fascinating/baffling.
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July 18, 2016 on G.E. Smith Kicks Off Republican National Convention With Coked-Out Bowie Song
Or Premature Evaluation Tweet, I guess. Whichever is the higher honor.
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July 18, 2016 on Last Night’s Taylor Swift/Kanye West Drama In 21 Great Tweets
Vince Staples deserves Tweet of the Week.
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July 18, 2016 on Last Night’s Taylor Swift/Kanye West Drama In 21 Great Tweets