Comments from nightswimmer

"Joining such illustrious company as Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry" Don't forget Donald Rumsfeld! His mobile game just came out this week. Not sure if it is more or less the product of an industrial complex than TSwift's will be...
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February 3, 2016 on Taylor Swift Has A Mobile Game On The Way
I can think of one person that might "trump" him...
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January 22, 2016 on Ghostface Killah Acknowledges Martin Shkreli Is A Shithead
#5 sounds like David Bowie doing his David Bowie impression.
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January 21, 2016 on Hear David Bowie’s Hilarious Rock Star Impressions In Unearthed Studio Outtake
I always felt guilty about not liking Sonic Youth's music because it sounds like they did a lot of cool stuff to promote other bands... This makes me feel slightly less guilty.
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January 19, 2016 on Thurston Moore: “I Find It Really Strange That I Get Demonized For The Break-Up Of Sonic Youth”
Since I can't upvote, I just thought I'd add that that's been my good luck song on airplanes for the past several years. Honestly, the most I've ever started freaking out on an airplane was the one time when the silent guy next to me ordered a Bloody Mary.
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January 8, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
113 commenters? I think that might be backmasking for a secret message... #311TruthNow
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December 4, 2015 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
It sounds like Kendrick's 10-year-old brother is better at keeping secrets--he didn't leak TPAB when he got it ahead of time...
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November 28, 2015 on Kendrick Lamar’s Sister Accidentally Reveals His Upcoming J. Cole Collaboration
I just learned, right now from you, that he wasn't saying "Coldplay." I guess I just assumed calling someone "Coldplay" was understood as in insult in Compton? In hindsight, that didn't make much sense.
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November 6, 2015 on Coldplay – “Adventure Of A Lifetime”
I thought the exact same thing when I listened to it this morning.
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November 6, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Grimes Art Angels
Well, the woman has her eyes closed... maybe it's alternate art for Carrie & Lowell...
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October 16, 2015 on Joanna Newsom Says Spotify Is Evil, Garbage
I discovered Beach House because my favorite spot in a college library (read: the part so dark and isolated that it was basically dungeon) had graffiti of the chorus for "10 Mile Stereo." So it would make a good story if "10 Mile Stereo" was my favorite... but it's "Zebra" all the way.
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October 16, 2015 on Premature Evaluation: Beach House Thank Your Lucky Stars
birth.movies.death (formerly Badass Digest) does some interesting film writing kind of in the vein of the Dissolve, although with a little more of a blog format.
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October 13, 2015 on Condé Nast Buys Pitchfork
Someone needs to give the Stereogum headline pun writers a medal.
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August 11, 2015 on One Direction Fuck Up Some Commas, Now Chicken Fries Are Back
That guy on the bottom right is a hero for keeping a straight face as long as he does.
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July 23, 2015 on Minor League Baseball Team Apologizes For Corey Feldman Concert
This is basically the first 8 seconds of Hot Chip's "I Feel Better" video if you gender-swap it and stretch it out to 3 minutes.
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May 19, 2015 on Taylor Swift – “Bad Blood (Remix Feat. Kendrick Lamar)” Video
Speaking of the best incomprehensible lines from Alligator: "It's a common fetish for a doting man to ballerina on the coffee table cock in hand."
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April 13, 2015 on Alligator Turns 10
Wait... When did Pitchfork add a comments section?
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February 20, 2015 on Maxinquaye Turns 20