noahgoodbar?

My name is Noah and I'm looking for a good bar. I guess that's a joke?

Comments from noahgoodbar?

You seem to be implying that all sci-fi movies used to be like The 5th Element. I'm pretty sure that the 5th Element is the only movie that was ever like the 5th Element. I think that all sci-fi movies used to be like Independence Day and now they're all like I, Robot.
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December 14, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Hidden due to unusual honesty.
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May 29, 2012 on Mad Men: This Is A Good Show
As one of the most attractive people in the world I can tell you: we are just like everybody else. We just go for the most attractive person currently available. Just because you're the hottest person alive, you still can't have sex with yourself. We all just have sex with the best thing we can. Forever!
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May 15, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Kristen Stewart Flipping Off Charlize Theron And Chris Hemsworth
Actually, that's just the symbol of The United Federation of Planets. The communicators in the later series (The Next Generation and everything following) had a slightly different design. Can we get some better nerds in here, please?
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April 4, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: President Obama And Star Trek’s Lieutenant Uhura Giving The Vulcan Salute In The Oval Office
I don't want to spend my whole vacation eating marbles.
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April 3, 2012 on Let’s All Go On A Hunger Games Vacation!
You should always call whiners weiners.
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April 2, 2012 on How Are We Supposed To Feel About Megan On Mad Men?
This is my least favorite GIF. I want her to stop eating that ice cream SO badly. You're already too fat! Fatso! You used to be hot!
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April 2, 2012 on How Are We Supposed To Feel About Megan On Mad Men?
What's that movie about the talking dogs that has "Who Let The Dogs Out?" on the soundtrack?
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
So, I guess I'm way late but I have to say that I've always felt Gabe totally misinterpreted Funny People if he thought that the family portrayed by Judd Apatow's family was supposed to be this ideal and perfect family. And now he's (probably) done it again. I guess he is too distracted by the fact that he knows who the people on the screen are in real life to understand them within the context of the movie.
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January 18, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Look Who’s Knocked Up 2: This Is 40
I mean, I guess he was "supposed to" be playing an instrument. But I don't think that counts when they always just unplugged him.
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January 14, 2012 on Top 10 Bands With Members Who Don’t Play Anything
I can't believe that Sid Vicious isn't on this list! And beyond that, this post has been here for two days and no one has even mentioned him!
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January 14, 2012 on Top 10 Bands With Members Who Don’t Play Anything
No one noticed that Gabe mistakenly tagged this post with "A Dangerous Mind" instead of "A Dangerous Method"? He must have been daydreaming about his favorite movie, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Or just about being a TV game show mogul with a dead George Clooney in his pool.
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June 23, 2011 on Videogum’s Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011
Excuse me, n00b, but that's Quantum of Solace.
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June 23, 2011 on Videogum’s Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011
Blood chocolate chip has always been my favorite cookie too.
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June 7, 2011 on Facebook Friend Tattoo And Tattoos In General
Get off the stage, me.
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June 7, 2011 on What Should The Tagline Be For Salt 2?
What bothers me more is that someone decided to dress their rat up as whatever this rat is dressed up as. To me, it looks like this rat ran into the killer from Saw on a slow day. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/bubblescookied/rat.jpg
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June 7, 2011 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Fancy Rat Convention
I'm sorry, but I don't think this qualifies. HUMAN clothes, remember? I'm pretty sure Yoda is from the Puppet planet or the Decoupage system or something.
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May 26, 2011 on Oprah’s Last Show OR Scotty McCreery’s American Idol Win OR Animals Wearing People Clothes!
Was your boyfriend a member of the Cure? Because I think there is already of 50-something version of that guy.
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May 19, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Sean Penn