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Comments from Ozark Kisses

It was the bear who called 911, however.

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April 11, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Texting Man Meets Bear

I watched the movie and then went straight to the book shop, bought all three and read the series in a week. Not only will I be on that bus but I’m going to be in the front row and get a nose bleed.

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April 5, 2012 on Let’s All Get Together And Buy District 12!

“My madness is still in syndication”

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April 2, 2012 on How Mad Are You About Ashton Kutcher Playing Steve Jobs?

He is a tiny dancer, a dancer for funny.

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March 21, 2012 on Since When Are Children THE BEST Dancers?

Vertigo is overrated. There, I said it.

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March 8, 2012 on When Kim Novak Said She Felt “Raped” By The Artist She Actually Meant “Rape Raped”

Whore feathers, a real Christian women would have gone for these.

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March 8, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum

If Mark Wahlberg had been on that beach it would have looked like this.

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March 8, 2012 on What’s Wrong, Dolphins?

Stop colonising my pants.

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March 8, 2012 on An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender

God dammit he aint British.

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March 5, 2012 on An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender

Now that’s a (white) man. I had to take two whore pills just watching him.

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March 5, 2012 on Monday Afternoon Dance Break!

Done!

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February 28, 2012 on Not Your Older Sibling’s Vacation Franchise!

His stand up is truly abysmal, fat jokes about women, how incredibly original. Though, my apologies, I of course simply must have just misunderstood the vast complexities of his joke regarding overweight women who wear high heels. I shall wait patiently until Gervais takes the time to explain his comedic intent to me.

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January 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole

Wasn’t that exact line used in another sitcom and kind of recently too? It seemed very familiar.

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December 3, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

What a joker.

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November 18, 2011 on The Most Satisfying House Of Cards Video You Will Ever See

You’re a doctor? I have this rash can you look at it?

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October 11, 2011 on Jay McInerney Does Not Want 16-Year-Old Girls To Hate Him

It seemed like a great idea at the time.

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September 6, 2011 on Is This “Adult Sandbox” Fun For You, Adults?

They started on their anchor babies as soon as they landed.

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July 27, 2011 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You