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Comments from Ozark Kisses

It was the bear who called 911, however.
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April 11, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Texting Man Meets Bear
I watched the movie and then went straight to the book shop, bought all three and read the series in a week. Not only will I be on that bus but I'm going to be in the front row and get a nose bleed.
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April 5, 2012 on Let’s All Get Together And Buy District 12!
"My madness is still in syndication"
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April 2, 2012 on How Mad Are You About Ashton Kutcher Playing Steve Jobs?
He is a tiny dancer, a dancer for funny.
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March 21, 2012 on Since When Are Children THE BEST Dancers?
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March 21, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Newt Gingrich Is Mad At Robert DeNiro
Dammit, I meant these:,605646520
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March 8, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum
Whore feathers, a real Christian women would have gone for these.
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March 8, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum
If Mark Wahlberg had been on that beach it would have looked like this.
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March 8, 2012 on What’s Wrong, Dolphins?
Now that's a (white) man. I had to take two whore pills just watching him.
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March 5, 2012 on Monday Afternoon Dance Break! Done!
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February 28, 2012 on Not Your Older Sibling’s Vacation Franchise!
His stand up is truly abysmal, fat jokes about women, how incredibly original. Though, my apologies, I of course simply must have just misunderstood the vast complexities of his joke regarding overweight women who wear high heels. I shall wait patiently until Gervais takes the time to explain his comedic intent to me.
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January 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole
Wasn't that exact line used in another sitcom and kind of recently too? It seemed very familiar.
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December 3, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
You're a doctor? I have this rash can you look at it?
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October 11, 2011 on Jay McInerney Does Not Want 16-Year-Old Girls To Hate Him
It seemed like a great idea at the time.
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September 6, 2011 on Is This “Adult Sandbox” Fun For You, Adults?
They started on their anchor babies as soon as they landed.
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July 27, 2011 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You