PajamaSquid

Comments from PajamaSquid

I only watched this so my sisters and I could make silly hats out stuff around my house and wear them, and also make up ridiculous titles for ourselves.

I used a gold scarf to tie a stuffed peacock to a broad brimmed sparkly beach hat, and one sister wore a stuffed fish, the other a stuffed crab on a hat with flowers stuck all around. It was The Best.

+10 |
April 29, 2011 on Who Was Watching All This Royal Wedding?

Hey, I need you guys’ help solving an UNSOLVEABLE MYSTERY. Can anyone tell me who this actor is? I am so bad at recognizing people/ knowing their names in the first place.

I figured if there was one place on the web where someone would know who he is, it would be here.

+2 |
November 13, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

That whole site is like Christian fan fiction.

0 |
May 21, 2010 on Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real

God hates overachievers.

+2 |
May 21, 2010 on Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real

Please tell me that’s not a real thing.

0 |
May 21, 2010 on Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real

One must pass through the burning, cracking asphalt of the Parking Lot, then wade waist deep through the despair-filled swamp of the Cleaning Products Aisle until one comes to the dark gate of the Snack Food Section guarded heavily by men in football jerseys and whining orc-children with their overworked mothers. Even then to open the dread bag of Mordoritos is to release the dread specter of secret nacho seasoning into the very air around you. And god forbid you dip them in Sauron Cream.

+37 |
May 13, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Ian McKellen Is Mistaken For A Wizard

It is for a cat.

Boxes are totes caves for monsters too.

+7 |
May 13, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Ian McKellen Is Mistaken For A Wizard

Good thing he didn’t fall prey to the spicy cheddar machinations of Mordoritos.

+35 |
May 13, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Ian McKellen Is Mistaken For A Wizard

Whoops, should have read this first before posting. I knew a Heather Hughes in high school, but after minutes of staring at her I still have no idea if I know this one.

0 |
May 13, 2010 on Sarantos Acting School Introduces Us To The Stars Of Tomorrow

I knew a Heather Hughes in high school. I spent a lot time staring at her, trying to figure out if I know her. I still have no idea.

0 |
May 13, 2010 on Sarantos Acting School Introduces Us To The Stars Of Tomorrow

That’ll do, Betty. That’ll do.

+10 |
May 10, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Good Job, Betty White! Goodbye, Betty White!

I never really got on the Betty White bandwagon because I actually think she’s pretty cool instead of ironic cool. Lady hasn’t aged in like twenty years!

+32 |
May 10, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Good Job, Betty White! Goodbye, Betty White!

Gimme a break, I’ve been attacked by a dozen different vicious chickens and they have ripped the skin from my flesh and they weren’t even this ‘terrifying’ or traumatic.

0 |
May 9, 2010 on A Real-Life Birdemic In West Palm Beach

Yes!

She’s my little puppy. She comes when she’s called and she follows me around the yard.

+2 |
May 5, 2010 on The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie!

Why do only the cute animals go extinct and not this?

+1 |
May 5, 2010 on An Imaginary Letter From A Make-Believe Parent Regarding Miley Cyrus’s New Music Video

I didn’t feel bad until this. :(

+2 |
May 4, 2010 on The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie!

AH! All the pets are so cute.

Here’s my mascot, Zuzy.

And Poppy

+17 |
May 4, 2010 on The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie!

Wow, this seems formulated to be the absolute most awful viewing experience possible. Why would I want to expose myself to that much stress for ‘entertainment’? Yeesh.

+1 |
May 3, 2010 on Quick Question About The Buried Trailer

I feel, as a Christian, it’s important to support the lifestyles of the rich and famous and finacially inept. If we don’t help them live their lavish lifestyles, who will?
-Some Bewildered Christian

Personally, if I’d ever made 2 million dollars even just one year in my life I’d be all set forever.
-Me

+3 |
May 2, 2010 on Stephen Baldwin On Restore Stephen Baldwin

Whoever owns this must spend so much money on things to destroy in one hack….

Also, what a hideous waste of real animals lives and food for real people.

+1 |
May 2, 2010 on This Is Definitely A Two-Handed Great Sword