Patrick M

Comments from Patrick M

I love you dumb dummies. Have a cool summer

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

..?

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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys

Wow, I REALLY thought it was going to end with an inadvertent FacebookConnect login

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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys

Me too. Pay it forward, you guys.

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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys
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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys

“It’s probably not even everything.” – my tombstone

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February 7, 2014 on The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood

Not ideal, and it’s probably not even everything, but the nice people at archive.org who archive things without anyone even asking them to will have some of this via the wayback machine: https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://videogum.com

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February 7, 2014 on The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood

I was already in heaven because of this and now I’m in DOUBLE HEAVEN????

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February 7, 2014 on Benedict Cumberbatch Has Finally Gone Too Far

TRUE STORY: I got a new computer since I made the tattoo picture and when I opened it up on the new computer it said “COULD NOT FIND FONT DARK_CRYSTAL.TTF”

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February 7, 2014 on David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What?

Wait, Jay Leno is going away too? ARE ALL THE HEROES DEAD?

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February 7, 2014 on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Series Finale Open Thread

This is like when Chris Eigeman gets on the train in Metropolitan

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February 6, 2014 on David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What?

Oh wait I just realized that means that I can photoshop Bananashirt Kelly anywhere I want to, too.

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February 6, 2014 on David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What?

wow, this joke

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February 6, 2014 on David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What?

If I may second that, it’s updated in fits and starts, but the MOBFD site has a lot of still-worth-reading Monster content including Bookgum, recaps and reviews, and the tantalizing “Uncategorized” category.

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February 6, 2014 on A Refuge For Homeless Monsters

My friend Tracey told me one time she woke up in the middle of the night and she staggered into the bathroom and she flipped on the light switch and coming from the corner came a voice going PEEEEEK-A-BOOOOOOO.
(it turned out to be her kid’s Peek-a-boo Big Bird doll which has light sensitive eyes so you can play peek-a-boo with it but can you IMAGINE?)

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February 5, 2014 on Is Famke Janssen Haunted By A Book Ghost?!

This is better than the time I made a joke about R5D4 on Twitter on got retweeted buy R5D4

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February 5, 2014 on Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge