picklepotato

Comments from picklepotato

Black Swan: A girl keeps getting interrupted while she's trying to masturbate and goes crazy.
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February 2, 2011 on Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines
I have so much love for the Sudekis excited face, it's almost immoral. They could base an entire sketch around him just looking wide eyed with his mouth agape, and I would love it.
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January 17, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Gwyneth Paltrow And Cee-Lo Green
Ooooh Jeremy Irons is trying to out-annunciate Tilda Swinton! Shit just got real!
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Tom Jane doesn't need a Golden Globe, he just wants his kids back!
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Jane Fonda came directly from SPAAAAAAAACE!
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Hahaha Helen Mirren just came on, and they cut to Spielberg, and he had this look on his face like, "IMPRESS ME." Go to bed, Spielberg, and take Lea Michele with you.
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
It was nice of Tilda Swinton to swing by on her way home from karate class to present that award!
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Sylvester Stallone's face is like the economic crisis: I don't understand it, but I know it frightens me.
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Is it just me, or does Annette Benning look like she's the lead singer in a 4 Non-Blondes cover band? WHATS GOIN' AHHHHHN...with her hair?
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
"As a serial killer who plays by his own rules" As opposed to all the serial killers who strictly follow federal regulations on how to properly be a serial killer?
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Ugggggh, seven horrible words: "Here are two stars from Country Strong!"
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
a.) Hahahaha Tom Hanks and Spielberg look so perplexed that they just lost the Globe to a bunch of FOREIGNERS. b.) Apparently they sat all the winners tonight behind Jack McBrayer?
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
And apparently took public speaking lessons at the Jeff Bridges Academy For Rambling Half-Coherent Awards Speeches.
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January 16, 2011 on The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Oh shit, when fitzykid1990 lays down the law, you know shit just got real.
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January 10, 2011 on Ginger Kid Makes A Dance Video OR: Copper Strong
I think you just hit on the main problem with Country Strong: NOT ENOUGH DANZIG.
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January 10, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Country Strong
Hey, Bang Harvester is already my mom's nickname down by the docks!
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January 10, 2011 on These Are Your Bangs: Undetectables Designer Bangs
Can these designer Bangs meet me on da faceboooooook? I kindly doubt it!
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January 10, 2011 on These Are Your Bangs: Undetectables Designer Bangs
So am I the only one who really enjoyed the "Worst of Soul Train" sketch? Carrey's commitment to the "I just need one titty!" guy was awe-inspiring.
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January 10, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Jim Carrey And The Black Keys
Kanye will save us from the Hollywood Star Whackers yet!
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November 11, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic
When you're lost out theeeeeeere and you're allllll alooooooone Your AA sponsor is waiting to CAAAAARRAY YOU HOOOOOOME!
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November 9, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion