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Guess I should look on the bright side, this could be my chance to see Ke$ha and Justin Bieber died horribly in a fire/bloodbath.

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January 5, 2012 on Updating Carrie For The Modern Viewer

Sorry but I’m saving my money for the Goop colonic.

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January 5, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now

Will the congregation please rise and join us for a rendition of “I’ve Got a Spirit (oooo the holy spirit)”? Remember, parishioners in the first two rows will be funkdified by the Lord!

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January 3, 2012 on Children’s Christian Cover Of “My Humps” Will Save Every Soul

Where is God’s Love?

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January 3, 2012 on Children’s Christian Cover Of “My Humps” Will Save Every Soul

I learned that to get a man to drink a diet soda, extreme violence must be involved. Thank you, Pepsi Max!

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February 7, 2011 on Super Bowl Commercials Open Thread

I will accept. For my love of cute, puffy puppies knows no bounds

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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker

HEY! PLAGIARIST COMMENT! Hmm, whatever. Two dancing Chris Farleys are twice as nice (and sexy)

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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker

Sorry, dude, I think this guy has you beat for the”The Moist-Maker” of 1980s:

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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker

The corgis play better tetherball than me, Ring “All Air” a ding ding. At least, I have foursquare. Thumbs, FTW.

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February 3, 2011 on Two Corgis Playing Tetherball: Whoever Loses We Win

Birdie, you are the Rudy of my heart. Get out there and show them bitches and sons of a bitches…

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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!

I don’t like it either. I feel like another bad movie season and I might hear Academy Awards Nominee “White Chicks 2″

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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know

whoops, meant only us. Also one nomination for Country Strong? Did they not see Gwyneth Paltrow’s performance? Oh, they did. And it was terrible? Okay, just checking

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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know

Good to see that one writer from EW and my 12 year old self actually considered Justin Timberlake an award season contender. Well done.

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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know

Well done, Jessica Alba! one category, four movies. That’s, um, consistency?

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January 24, 2011 on The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz

I thought he was a 85 year grandfather/war veteran. So Gabe is Every (Wo)Man?

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January 18, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Advice To Working Moms Costs $3606.50

Damn you, Gabe! Ugh, linking to Jezebel. What will win out my loathing for Gwyneth or Jezzies?

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January 18, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Advice To Working Moms Costs $3606.50

Sorry, MTV but I’ll keep my decade long protest of the canceling of Clone High, thankyouverymuch.

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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible

This gives me hope that someone will find my disposable camera that I lost when my junior high class went to Virginia. Only a slide show could magically capture my boredom at Colonial Williamsburg

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January 18, 2011 on Operation Watch This: Found Photos Video

Watch out, ladies. I suspect there are less million dollar yacht owners and more of house boat owners from the 70s.

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January 14, 2011 on SeaCaptainDate.Com

Why is there so much angry towards the regular blanket? I still have my blanket from when I was 1 and you won’t be able to pry it from my cold dead hands. Count me out of the Snuggie-Forever Lazy War of 2011.

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January 12, 2011 on Another Day, Another Wearable Blanket