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Guess I should look on the bright side, this could be my chance to see Ke$ha and Justin Bieber died horribly in a fire/bloodbath.
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January 5, 2012 on Updating Carrie For The Modern Viewer
Sorry but I'm saving my money for the Goop colonic.
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January 5, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now
Will the congregation please rise and join us for a rendition of "I've Got a Spirit (oooo the holy spirit)"? Remember, parishioners in the first two rows will be funkdified by the Lord!
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January 3, 2012 on Children’s Christian Cover Of “My Humps” Will Save Every Soul
I learned that to get a man to drink a diet soda, extreme violence must be involved. Thank you, Pepsi Max!
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February 7, 2011 on Super Bowl Commercials Open Thread
I will accept. For my love of cute, puffy puppies knows no bounds
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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker
HEY! PLAGIARIST COMMENT! Hmm, whatever. Two dancing Chris Farleys are twice as nice (and sexy)
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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker
Sorry, dude, I think this guy has you beat for the"The Moist-Maker" of 1980s: http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/chris-farley-chippendale-dancer.gif
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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker
The corgis play better tetherball than me, Ring "All Air" a ding ding. At least, I have foursquare. Thumbs, FTW.
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February 3, 2011 on Two Corgis Playing Tetherball: Whoever Loses We Win
Birdie, you are the Rudy of my heart. Get out there and show them bitches and sons of a bitches...
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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!
I don't like it either. I feel like another bad movie season and I might hear Academy Awards Nominee "White Chicks 2"
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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know
whoops, meant only us. Also one nomination for Country Strong? Did they not see Gwyneth Paltrow's performance? Oh, they did. And it was terrible? Okay, just checking
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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know
Good to see that one writer from EW and my 12 year old self actually considered Justin Timberlake an award season contender. Well done.
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January 25, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know
Well done, Jessica Alba! one category, four movies. That's, um, consistency?
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January 24, 2011 on The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz
I thought he was a 85 year grandfather/war veteran. So Gabe is Every (Wo)Man?
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January 18, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Advice To Working Moms Costs $3606.50
Damn you, Gabe! Ugh, linking to Jezebel. What will win out my loathing for Gwyneth or Jezzies?
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January 18, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Advice To Working Moms Costs $3606.50
Sorry, MTV but I'll keep my decade long protest of the canceling of Clone High, thankyouverymuch.
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
This gives me hope that someone will find my disposable camera that I lost when my junior high class went to Virginia. Only a slide show could magically capture my boredom at Colonial Williamsburg
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January 18, 2011 on Operation Watch This: Found Photos Video
Watch out, ladies. I suspect there are less million dollar yacht owners and more of house boat owners from the 70s.
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January 14, 2011 on SeaCaptainDate.Com
Why is there so much angry towards the regular blanket? I still have my blanket from when I was 1 and you won't be able to pry it from my cold dead hands. Count me out of the Snuggie-Forever Lazy War of 2011.
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January 12, 2011 on Another Day, Another Wearable Blanket
Would it be cooler if he had this on a body part that made the island disappear when flexed/shrunk? Oh, no, wait, I don't want to know where it would be....
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January 11, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Good Lost Tattoo
or the night of the big dinner with boss and the human centipede is on the loose. Wackiness and terror ensues
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January 11, 2011 on Babycall Trailer, You Guys
Boo! The "baby monitor picks up outside conversations" premise has been done to death on 90s sitcoms. Now, if it was horror movie about having two dates on the same night and one turns out to be a serial killer, that would be horror movie gold
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January 11, 2011 on Babycall Trailer, You Guys
Of course, nothing can go wrong by taping a swatch of hair to your forehead. So fool proof
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January 10, 2011 on These Are Your Bangs: Undetectables Designer Bangs
I am so mesmerized by the veins in his neck. Can't stop watching, Swan will eat me
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January 10, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Jim Carrey And The Black Keys
Your movie would be a lot more interesting than mine. "Ringy brings home special Ouija board borrowed from school friend. Ringy's mom finds game, declares it an instrument of the devil, and throws it out. The next hour and half is Ringy and Mom praying for Ringy's soul. The End
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January 5, 2011 on BREAKING ENTERTAINMENT/BOARDGAME/COMEDY NEWS: McG To Direct A Movie About Ouija Boards
I've heard Farmville is pretty addicting. Can't she just trade one addiction for another like regular people?
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January 5, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Befriend Monica Gebruikt On Facebook
We didn't have "blingatude" back in my day. You'd have to walk fifteen miles to the mall to obtain "radical" or a little bit of "phat"
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January 5, 2011 on Teen Korner: True Grit’s Hailee Steinfeld In A KMart Commercial
Well, Gwyneth and Cee-Lo will be hosting/musical guest on SNL next Saturday. This will be the first time I skip the skits for the musical performances. Or maybe I tune in for the GOOP skit. Nah, it'll be the worst
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January 4, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Garbage Round-Up