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Comments from rowan morrison

While I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment of your post (particularly the closing statement), I feel compelled to point out that Glastonbury is very much not London!

Also the scarf = because obviously Sherlock.

I only really come here for my Benedict Cumberbatch news.

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July 2, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch In Flip Flops, Ladies

“…a tar-like, medicinal odour.” The fuck kind of medicine do they have in Australia?*

*(Or New Zealand, I’m not good with accents).

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July 2, 2013 on What Is Inside Your Cup Of Coffee?

Seen this video a thousand times and it gets better every time. Treeman is a local legend. I like it when he tells his wrist off.

My boyfriend went to see Treeman play in town but he didn’t get angry. Kind of spoiled everyone’s night really.

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July 2, 2013 on Today We Are All This Angry Guitar Player

Yeah, seriously not feeling sorry for Theon. 100% with Ramsay on this one, Ramsay is the best.

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June 11, 2013 on Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread

Not doubting the truth of this ‘title’, but seriously doubting if Sun readers could even spell ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’ to be able to vote for him. I’m guessing the voting went something like, “Who’s sexier – Benedict Cumberbatch or some bloke from Liverpool? Vote NOW and WIN a holiday to Benidorm.” Just saying, like.

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May 2, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch Is, Once Again, Britain’s Sexiest Man

“Terrible American accents are coming!”

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April 24, 2013 on The Cast Of Game Of Thrones In Formal Wear

Kit Harington in “still miserable” shocker.

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April 24, 2013 on The Cast Of Game Of Thrones In Formal Wear

Aw come on it’s not like I haven’t done this before. Let’s try again…

And if that doesn’t work, never mind.

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April 12, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

“This [frog DNA] will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus!”

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April 9, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Non-Jurassic Park Quotes Into Jurassic Park Quotes

I tried this joke with my students once. No one laughed.

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April 5, 2013 on Sir Ian McKellen Says “You Shall Not Pass” During Speech At A High School, Internet Can Take A Break For A Bit

On Ilkley Moor Baht’man…

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March 5, 2013 on Are You The East Yorkshire Batman?

I think she should talk about how, when the King Under the Mountain returns to defeat Kris Jenner, the rivers will flow golden and there will be no more desolation in the North.

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January 28, 2013 on What Should Kris Jenner Talk About On Her New Talk Show?

Rubber dinghy rapids!!!

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January 11, 2013 on Reminder: Videogum Video Pizza Party This Sunday

“How sad it is! I shall grow old, and horrible, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young. It will never be older than this particular day of June… If it were only the other way! If it were I who was to be always young, and the picture that was to grow old! For that – for that – I would give everything! Yes, there is nothing in the whole world I would not give! I would give my soul for that!” Said Ryan Gosling.

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January 8, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Ryan Gosling With Ryan Gosling Painting

Oh I know, but he read it on some website and believed it, and apparently it was the Jewish thing and not the fact that Alex Jones is insane that made him stop listening.

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January 8, 2013 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Alex Jones

Fuck off America you’re keeping Piers Morgan it’s been decided there was a poll.

I can’t actually watch those videos. The part of my brain labelled “Alex Jones’ nonsense” is at full capacity as my father-in-law used to make us listen to the same insane rant (file labelled alexjonesrant01) repeatedly every time we’d visit. He was a big fan until he read that Alex Jones is Jewish. Then he stopped listening.

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January 8, 2013 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Alex Jones

I have about 5 episodes of Six Feet Under left to watch but I’m finding it increasingly hard to care about what happens to any of those people.

Aside from Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad I have very little to look forward to in my life this year so I’m pretty much going to be watching The Reichenbach Fall at least once a week and crying myself to sleep until they make more.

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January 5, 2013 on What’s Your New Year’s Television Resolution?

More than valid because it features a vaguely humanoid-looking Cumberbatch. A rare occasion.

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December 31, 2012 on Best People Of 2012

The bit in Angels and Demons where Ewan McGregor steals a helicopter, apparently flies it to space, explodes the antimatter at a safe distance from Earth, parachutes down on his priesty capey thing, then becomes Pope (almost). All while still learning how to do an Irish accent.

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November 21, 2012 on What Ridiculous Movie Feat Do You Wish You Could Accomplish?