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I see by the expression on your face that you are not amused by our correspondence. Very well, you needn’t try method® Winter Oak™ hand soap if you don’t want to. It was merely a pleasant suggestion on my part. Not even a suggestion, so much as a purple-hued possibility!
Although I am saddened by your cynicism, I must at least commend you on your decision to write that my “joke” is failing, rather than calling it an “epic fail.” There is no smell more pleasant than the fragrance of correct grammar. Although the scent of method® Winter Oak™ hand soap comes close! Maybe even too close!
Ah! Well, my friends! Do you know, or would you like to know, one sure-fire way to improve this list? Why, simply change it to being a list of “The 20 Best Hand Soaps”! And do you know, my dearest of dear friends, what soap would sit atop that list? Me neither! But method® Winter Oak™ hand soap would exist somewhere on that list! Please do try method® Winter Oak™ today, my heavenly friends!
Why no, I’m not irritating at all! (I forgot to mention that I actually am a bottle of soap. So I should know!)
The guilt that you are feeling as a result of having anonymously downvoted me can be easily washed away using the following product: method® Winter Oak™ hand soap.
Indeed, that is the sentiment I intended to convey, chresus jist. However, I must now make a new request, this time sincere: that you try method® Winter Oak™ hand soap. Its scent hints at an image of an oak tree in a snowy forest: dormant, yet still somehow fragrant, to an almost insane extent. It is a fragrance that signals one thing: a distinct cleanliness of the hands (or “mitts,” if you prefer). Do try it, and please do try it today, my friend–for it is method® Winter Oak™ hand soap.
I’m afraid I simply can’t agree with you. Be that as it may, I hope you’ll give method® Winter Oak™ hand soap a try. I enjoy its fresh scent, and it contributes to a clean hand-feel. I wash my hands and I watch this Grimes video, and I think to myself, “This is the life.” And it is. It is. So try method® Winter Oak™ today.
take Grimes off this list, and make it snappy. we don’t allow that sort of thing here. lol
i can’t. lol
COUNT ME IN AS WELL!!!
it’s ok. i’ll just switch sides every now and then so that both eyes get an equal amount of time behind my hair. lol
yeah, well get this: you’re a worthless excuse for a human being. why don’t you go take a nap on some train tracks. also, three of the fingers in your profile pic are pointing back at you. you goddamn fraud
i’m still here. i’m always here. lol
yep. it is.