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The Gabe the Earth Stood Still

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June 27, 2013 on Slow News Day Or Slowest News Day?

If I were one of the Flash’s nemeses, I’d just string fishing line 3″ off the ground like, ALL OVER my evil lair. Suck it, Flash!

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June 17, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Man Of Steel

What IS that all about?

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May 16, 2013 on GHOST ON FILM! GHOST ON FILM! GHOST ON FILM!

“I’m getting more mileage out of these NBC jokes than I would a single gallon of gas in any of my big dumb expensive cars that I have so many of! I’m so very rich! Feel sorry for me!”

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March 28, 2013 on Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno?

A) There was the distinct possibility I saw the movie in the same showing as Kelly? Like, I stepped out of the sun-drenched bizarro world of Spring Breakers into maximally gross NY snow garbage. THANKS WEATHER!

B) I get the whole Riff-Raff connection, but was anybody else so forever primed by High School they caught a pseudo-Gatsby vibe during the whole “look at my shit!” scene?

C) WTG making the boring kinda-Christian girl totally and overtly racist, Korine. A+ politics! It’s very relieving to know that if Bill Maher ever overdoses on his own smug self-regard, someone will be there to step up. (This is not to say that he was necessarily WRONG, or to defend the vast, seething morass of totally and overtly racist boring kinda-Christians in this country of ours–more like, when you make Andrew Ti look nuanced, yr doing it wrong.)

D) My sister goes to actual college in St. Petersburg. I can only hope she and her friends take great care crossing the street, lest they be run over by someone smoking a huge blunt while driving at approximately a million miles per hour.

E) I’m pretty sure the takeaway from this movie is Blonde People are Amoral Monsters.

These were some thoughts I had about Spring Breakers!

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March 27, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers

Heathcliffe butt-chugs wine all the time.

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September 26, 2012 on Updating Wuthering Heights For Its NBC Adaptation

Cool. Real cool.

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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread

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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread

LOUIE! AGAIN!

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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread

So when Breaking Bad ends, what show will be shown in its entirety in 3-frame chunks every friday?

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August 31, 2012 on This Week In GIFs!

According to several unintentionally sad TV commercials, yes. #recessionomics :(

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July 30, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E03: Don’t Fly Too Close To The JERK!

Step Up 5 The Fart Noises

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July 16, 2012 on Today’s Gonna Be A Good Day

“These are different robots than the ones you’re thinking of.”

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July 11, 2012 on Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References

I never thought I’d miss Carlos Mencia…

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July 10, 2012 on Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0

Was I the only one who was kind of bored by all this? Like, seige seige seige, blah blah blah. Obviously Cersei’s a crazy monster person. It’s nice to see that Jeoffrey can still find new ways of being The Worst, and Tyrion new ways of being The Best, but other than that?

I’m really looking forward to whatsisname shouting “KHALEEESII!” over and over again for the entirety of the next episode, which is what’s going to happen, right? Just that one shot, over and over again, for an hour?

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May 29, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread

It’s all fun and games until Deeley accidentally steps on one of the contestants and/or rampages through Tokyo again.

(She’s Very Tall, is what I’m saying.)

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May 3, 2012 on The Choice: Finally, A Dating Show That Sounds Like A Good Idea That Will Definitely Work And Lead To True Love

I really hope any contestants who come on wearing blended fabrics are penalized. (Lev. 19:19, f/the record.)

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March 24, 2012 on Are You Smarter Than A Bibleth Grader?

WarPorch

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March 22, 2012 on Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies

Communism was a red herring!

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March 8, 2012 on Guessing Parks And Recreation’s Multiple Endings, For Fun!