Comments from scientz

I love being motivated I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
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June 1, 2011 on If You Believe In Yourself, You Will Know How To Ride A Bike!
Yes! I love drinking and being alive in Toronto.
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May 20, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Well, if you're a woman, you should always have an iron on, anyway, so basically you can drink champagne forever! Makes the housework a lot easier.
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May 10, 2011 on Didn’t Y’all Learn This In Champagne School?
See, but we didn't! The PC got 39.6%, which is LESS than the combined total for the NDP and Liberals (30.6% + 18.9% = 49.5%). It is the way voting is set up in this country that screwed us all over.
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May 3, 2011 on Late Night TV Osama Bin Laden Is Dead Bits Round-Up
Still better than Gord Martineau. #torontonewsburns
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March 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Good News Report That Makes Sense And Is News
Aw, I love how the kitten keeps doing that little hop to keep itself awake, like kids do when they want to stay up for something. "But mom, I'm not tirrrreeedddd."
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February 24, 2011 on Woman Serenades Sleepy Kitten And Oh Good Grief MY Ovaries Or Whatever
Or shnikeys, whatever.
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December 24, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
True story: my friend was the young Tommy, or the "holy shinkys" kid.
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December 24, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
I love how Zanta has been banned from like, everywhere.
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December 16, 2010 on Respek Dancing Santa
Never stop in the middle of a hoedown!
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November 11, 2010 on The Simpsons Renewed For One Billionth Season
I sprained my ankle while swimming, so yeah, I shouldn't talk about this girl failing so badly.
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November 11, 2010 on Girls Tripping Over Hurdles In Slow Motion To A Radiohead Song
I laughed at the first couple, but then started to feel bad for her. Her poor wrists! Also, who runs track meets in sweaters?
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November 11, 2010 on Girls Tripping Over Hurdles In Slow Motion To A Radiohead Song
Haha I totally went to school with the #1 Wop. Also, this is why I never go near Richmond St.
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November 9, 2010 on Lake Shore Proves That Canada Has A-Holes, Too!
Lionel Hutz: This calls for a celebration! Who's up for a belt of scotch? Marge: It's 10 in the morning. LH: Yeah, but I haven't slept in dayssss.
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September 22, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
I got into a fight with a friend recently while I was visiting Minneapolis. I was so sure they had All Dressed chips, but she just looked at me like, "you guys have what flavoured chips? what does that mean?" cool story, bro.
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August 31, 2010 on Lionel Richie’s Potato Chip Commercial Is The Saddest Potato Chip Commercial Of All Time
I tried to convince my mom to buy that house when it went up for sale, but it was like $400,000 or something. Toronto real estate!
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August 26, 2010 on That’s Your Trailer Home: Czech Republic 90210 Trailer Home
Is this what happens when you win Muscle March?
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August 26, 2010 on Let The Dancing Naked CGI Bird-Men Be Your Second Coffee
Yes! I heard this in a cab the other day and I thought, "Ace of Base is sounding TIGHT."
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June 13, 2010 on Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Video, You Guys
"In later seasons, all contestants received a prize of a trip to Camp Onondoga, one of the oldest private summer camps in Canada." Oh no, I went to that camp! No wonder all the other girls seemed a little jumpy and withdrawn.
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April 15, 2010 on Would You Like To Buy a JAIL CELL?
I knew someone who was on this show once! I couldn't even make it through the video. Apparently they are doing a remake of it soon. Chris Hansen is finding a host right now.
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April 15, 2010 on Would You Like To Buy a JAIL CELL?
This is from the Toronto V-Gum party!
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April 9, 2010 on Happy 2nd Birthday, Videogum
Well, he already did the whole dance in the show. Still.
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April 8, 2010 on The Cast And Crew Of Mad Men Sing “Bye Bye Birdie”
Probably why I don't have a girlfriend. I keep pointing out better ways to keep their bras on.
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March 29, 2010 on Erykah Badu Is The Magic Bullet
I was thinking the exact same thing because priorities.
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March 29, 2010 on Erykah Badu Is The Magic Bullet
Why would you need to track it when they told me it comes every four weeks for about three or four days? Pretty straight forward stuff!
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March 26, 2010 on An Educational Film From The 1960s Teaching Young Girls With Down Syndrome About Their Menstrual Cycles
Pancakes for one are always depressing Because using a stove like a regular person with you was such fun
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March 26, 2010 on Microwave Cooking For One