Comments from scientz

I love being motivated I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
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June 1, 2011 on If You Believe In Yourself, You Will Know How To Ride A Bike!
Yes! I love drinking and being alive in Toronto.
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May 20, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Well, if you're a woman, you should always have an iron on, anyway, so basically you can drink champagne forever! Makes the housework a lot easier.
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May 10, 2011 on Didn’t Y’all Learn This In Champagne School?
See, but we didn't! The PC got 39.6%, which is LESS than the combined total for the NDP and Liberals (30.6% + 18.9% = 49.5%). It is the way voting is set up in this country that screwed us all over.
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May 3, 2011 on Late Night TV Osama Bin Laden Is Dead Bits Round-Up
Still better than Gord Martineau. #torontonewsburns
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March 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Good News Report That Makes Sense And Is News
Opportunity: not missed.
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March 23, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Chet Haze Ironing
I was on Uh Oh!
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March 16, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Shellbomber
Aw, I love how the kitten keeps doing that little hop to keep itself awake, like kids do when they want to stay up for something. "But mom, I'm not tirrrreeedddd."
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February 24, 2011 on Woman Serenades Sleepy Kitten And Oh Good Grief MY Ovaries Or Whatever
I thank god everyday I knew the words to Enter Sandman.
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February 21, 2011 on Little Asian Boy Dancing To Christina Aguilera’s “Burlesque” Indicates That The Internet Is All Systems Go
Or shnikeys, whatever.
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December 24, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
True story: my friend was the young Tommy, or the "holy shinkys" kid.
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December 24, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
I love how Zanta has been banned from like, everywhere.
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December 16, 2010 on Respek Dancing Santa
Never stop in the middle of a hoedown!
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November 11, 2010 on The Simpsons Renewed For One Billionth Season
I sprained my ankle while swimming, so yeah, I shouldn't talk about this girl failing so badly.
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November 11, 2010 on Girls Tripping Over Hurdles In Slow Motion To A Radiohead Song
I laughed at the first couple, but then started to feel bad for her. Her poor wrists! Also, who runs track meets in sweaters?
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November 11, 2010 on Girls Tripping Over Hurdles In Slow Motion To A Radiohead Song
Haha I totally went to school with the #1 Wop. Also, this is why I never go near Richmond St.
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November 9, 2010 on Lake Shore Proves That Canada Has A-Holes, Too!
Lionel Hutz: This calls for a celebration! Who's up for a belt of scotch? Marge: It's 10 in the morning. LH: Yeah, but I haven't slept in dayssss.
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September 22, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
I got into a fight with a friend recently while I was visiting Minneapolis. I was so sure they had All Dressed chips, but she just looked at me like, "you guys have what flavoured chips? what does that mean?" cool story, bro.
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August 31, 2010 on Lionel Richie’s Potato Chip Commercial Is The Saddest Potato Chip Commercial Of All Time
I tried to convince my mom to buy that house when it went up for sale, but it was like $400,000 or something. Toronto real estate!
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August 26, 2010 on That’s Your Trailer Home: Czech Republic 90210 Trailer Home
Is this what happens when you win Muscle March?
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August 26, 2010 on Let The Dancing Naked CGI Bird-Men Be Your Second Coffee