Next month 2007 MTV Movie Award winner Michael Bay revives the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise and last week we heard the movie’s theme “Shell Shocked,” a rap song by Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, and Ty Dolla $ign about nunchucks, pizza, and living in an abandoned subway station. Megan Fox and Whoopi Goldberg act in the movie. Fandango is this way, I’ll wait. … Anyway, there’s a now a video for the song.
On Tuesday night, Jack White took in a Cubs-Padres game as part of a three-ballparks-in-three-nights promo and probably had a fine time. But he also made the mistake of showing a range of human emotions in the Friendly Confines. A TV camera caught the rocker’s grumpy mug and it instantly went viral. So we had a caption contest. Thanks to the hundreds of you who submitted image macros and thanks to the dozens of you who followed the rules for getting an image to display in the comments. As promised, the highest-voted submission is below, follow by the usual best/worst comments of the week roundup. (Also, White will throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Tigers game on Tuesday.)
UPDATE: Here’s our winner!
You may have heard that last night guitar god and vinyl fetishist Jack White was spotted at a Chicago Cubs game looking sad and/or angry. Per Third Man Records’ Instagram, it looks like some sort of field trip with Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder.
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So, at best this is a silent alt-folk concept album for born-again Christian dog owners. Hope they made enough!
Previously in Jack White walking offstage early at fancy venues:
Here’s the real video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaACrT6Ydik
Run, Chris, ruuuuuun.
A lot of people listen to the radio. You’d be surprised.
Ah, OK — I’ve adjusted the text. Thanks.