scruffy

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Comments from scruffy

Don't say I didn't warn ya. Wait, I didn't warn anyone. NM.
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February 12, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Not feeling that tinny beat that comes in at :53, but the rest is beautiful.
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February 11, 2016 on James Blake – “Modern Soul”
It's official, this is a disaster of a summer barbecue album.
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February 11, 2016 on Comment Party: Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 3 Fashion Show & The Life Of Pablo Premiere
I'm worried that there's not enough security on that laptop. Anyone could just run up and snatch it.
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February 11, 2016 on Comment Party: Kanye West’s Yeezy Season 3 Fashion Show & The Life Of Pablo Premiere
In a section full of painful things, that Wrangler tweet was the worst.
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February 11, 2016 on Forecasting The 2016 Grammys
The only Kung Fu Panda that matters.
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February 10, 2016 on Kanye West Reveals The Life Of Pablo (!) Tracklist
It feels like Christmas Eve. You know, the kind where you're not sure if Santa will even show up, and if he does he may just leave a rushed lackluster album and some terrible tweets.
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February 10, 2016 on Kanye West Reveals The Life Of Pablo (!) Tracklist
I agree with cobra. Henrietta was a spectacular (and pretty focused) single that really raised my expectations for the record. The rest of Fragrant World was pretty flat, though. So a strong early single is great but I'll reserve judgement on this new one till I hear the rest.
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February 10, 2016 on Yeasayer – “Prophecy Gun”
And on TV shows. I'm also going to miss the other creative dodges employed, like cutting to the scene right after the characters finish singing.
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February 9, 2016 on “Happy Birthday” To Enter The Public Domain
I give fewer barrels of monkey piss about football, but I love drinking. And puns.
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February 5, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
You asked for it. THE SCRUFFY BOWL -Pull your punch bowl out of storage. You know, the one that Aunt Ruth got you for your wedding that you've never opened. Or the one that Aunt Ruth left you when she died. Either or. -Wash it. For god's sake, wash it. Twice. You know what dust is, right? Dead skin cells. There's some weird ingredients in this punch, but dead skin cells should not be one of them. -Pour in a fifth of gin. Something herbal or citrusy, you don't really want to drink a pine tree here. Hendricks works well. If you're on a budget, don't make this. You shouldn't be drinking fancy gin punches if you're on a budget. Go get a sixer of High Life and pretend you're fancy. -Juice about 1.5 cups worth of lemons and add to the bowl. -Slice up some lemons (thin) to float as a garnish. Go organic here, fuck knows what's on the skins of regular lemons. -Pour in two bottles of a dry sparkling wine. Cava or prosecco do nicely. -Throw in some more gin. This is the Super Bowl, not a garden party. -Garnish with mint or some rosemary. Shit, do both. -Serve over ice. Go sports!
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February 5, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Can I assume that you believe that Szechuan cuisine is a crutch for making less than stellar Chinese food? You can hide so many flaws in the spice.
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February 5, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
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February 5, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Jolly Folly is pretty delicious. Cue Bloc's anti-hopbomb rant.
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February 5, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I bet he goes gorillas over some Grey Poupon.
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February 3, 2016 on FWIW Kanye Probably Does Like Mustard
Kanye West doesn't care about American people.
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February 1, 2016 on Tyler, The Creator Is The Latest To Join Kanye’s Waves Party