scruffy

the Aleister Crowley of Bad Neighborhoods and true Dark Spirit of the Liquor Store

Comments from scruffy

I should, but I don't have the free time to go back and find them all. Too busy/drunk making new ones.
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November 25, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Update. Found some bourbon. Looks like it's Scruffnog time.
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November 25, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
This cocktail is brought to you by My Parents' Liquor Shelf. THE SCRUFFSGIVING -Choose a glass. One of those artfully melted ones from Kohl's will do. -Pick a liquor. The choices are bottom shelf vodka, Bacardi, and a dsuty bottle of amaretto that has been there since 2009. Better check your mixer options. -Looks like they've got expired orange juice, 1% milk, cranberry juice, and ReaLemon. -I guess we're having a cosmo? -Dump some of that vodka into the glass. -Add cranberry and lemon until it doesn't taste quite so antiseptic. -Explain to your mom for the tenth time that her friend's daughter didn't "decide to be gay." -Slip some more vodka in while she's distracted by MASH. Happy Holidays, y'all.
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November 25, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Pretty pleased with myself both for beating stereodog to this AND making the better joke.
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November 23, 2016 on Taylor Hawkins – “Range Rover Bitch” Video
Is it cause of all the "bitch" jokes or cause its a bunch of men expressing affection for each other?
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November 23, 2016 on Taylor Hawkins – “Range Rover Bitch” Video
Fixed. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/b0/46/4ab0462d594c1b46dacec6d97a46d131.jpg
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November 23, 2016 on Taylor Hawkins – “Range Rover Bitch” Video
Honestly, I took the joke to be at the expense of the conservative Americans that are so afraid to admit that gender might not be binary that they voted for a garbage person as president.
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November 23, 2016 on SNL’s Colin Jost Responds To PWR BTTM Following Widespread Criticism Of His Weekend Update Trans Joke
I get it. If Hillary had won would they have protested her for her foreign policy etc? THAT would be punk.
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November 21, 2016 on Green Day’s Anti-Trump Chant Was A Surprise To AMA Producers
Beach Slang. The new The Men should be on there too.
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November 18, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
2016. The Cubs won the world series. Donald Trump is going to be president. Stereogum is excited about a Childish Gambino record. I don't know what to believe anymore.
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November 17, 2016 on Childish Gambino – “Redbone”
Goddammit I didn't want to cry today.
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November 17, 2016 on PUP – “Sleep In The Heat” Video
All you really have to do to be a pop-genius is to make an obnoxiously catchy song that appeals to the lowest possible common denominator, thereby guaranteeing radio ubiquity. I wouldn't disagree with giving them the title. Now calling them pop-savants would be a whole different beast.
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November 17, 2016 on The Chainsmokers – “All We Know” (Feat. Phoebe Ryan) Video
We'll be renaming that day Scruffday.
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November 15, 2016 on Ty Segall – “Orange Color Queen”
Sorry y'all. No cocktail this week. Too sad : ( Listen to the new The Men album, please.
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November 11, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
"When did you realize the Chainsmokers were music’s biggest breakout stars of 2016? " About the time that I realized every other Stereogum article was about them.
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November 3, 2016 on We Are Living In The Chainsmokers’ America
Youth-group style. With an ugly wicker basket and six lawsuits later on.
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October 30, 2016 on Arcade Fire Debuted New Music Last Night
This thread is really turning into Armageddon.
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October 29, 2016 on President Obama Runs Into Aerosmith, Invites Them Onto Air Force One
You still owe me for leaving "West Coast" off last year. Better make it up to me.
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October 28, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments