scruffy

the Aleister Crowley of Bad Neighborhoods and true Dark Spirit of the Liquor Store

Comments from scruffy

Missed y'all. Escaped Kansas today, halfway to Little Rock now. Good trip so far, lots of hiking and getting lost in the desert. Utah's liquor laws got me down, but I've (mostly) recovered.
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August 26, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Take it away, take it away, take it away now before she gets bored and smashes it.
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August 20, 2016 on Watch Koko The Gorilla Play Bass With Flea
On my list. I've only ever had Wyld on tap, any of their other flagships I should enjoy fresh?
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August 20, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I'll be there in a couple days. Where should I eat/drink in SLC?
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August 20, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Wasn't as dry as it could be, but definitely funky. Quite excellent. Would have loved to put another year on it, but really didn't want to expose it to a drive across the country in August.
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August 20, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I lived there for about a year a while back. Stepped on a scorpion in my kitchen (not an insect but close enough?).
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August 19, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lbjrw5S6fl1qdubemo1_500.gif
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August 19, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Moving across the country on Sunday. With two cats that hate car rides. Say a prayer to whatever god, goddess, nature spirit, or Eldritch horror you choose (bonus points for Rick Rubin) for me, please. I do have an Orval that I've been cellaring for three years on deck tonight, so that should be fun.
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August 19, 2016 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Maybe it's shy. Let's all stop talking about it and wait for it to quietly appear, maybe?
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August 19, 2016 on Frank Ocean Was Still Working On Endless 3 Weeks Ago
(you aren't the first person I've gone off on about this, not even the first this week)
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August 19, 2016 on ATLiens Turns 20
This is so great. Stop spoiling me, Will.
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August 19, 2016 on Car Seat Headrest – “Does It Feel Good (To Say Goodbye?)”
CANON. MOTHERFUCKING CANON. THIS IS A CANNON: https://a2ua.com/cannon/cannon-002.jpg THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY. STOP IT. JUST STOP.
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August 19, 2016 on ATLiens Turns 20
I jazzed it up and added some bite. Try it with fresh sage. You won't be disappointed.
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August 19, 2016 on Metallica’s New Album Inspired By Kill ‘Em All, Not Actually Done Yet
Stop it. Everyone. Just stop it. THE SCRUFF RELEASE -Make an album -Actually finish the goddamn album -Announce a release date -Announce tour dates in support of alb (optional) -Make billboards and weird internet games and hipster graffiti and whatever else your heart desires with the satisfaction that you're just hyping an album that actually exists and not giving your fans false hope -Release the album on the fucking day you announced it, on a variety of formats and streaming services -Enjoy knowing that you released an album in a sensible manner, you shitheads
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August 19, 2016 on Metallica’s New Album Inspired By Kill ‘Em All, Not Actually Done Yet
tainted beer tainted beer tainted beer tainted beer tainted BEERS
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August 19, 2016 on Proper Frank Ocean Album Out This Weekend But No Longer Titled Boys Don’t Cry
What's a movie theater? Is that a big room where everyone sits around streaming the same movie on their phones?
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August 19, 2016 on Proper Frank Ocean Album Out This Weekend But No Longer Titled Boys Don’t Cry
Never mind, it's on Apple. Back to packing and listening to Billy Joel, I suppose.
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August 19, 2016 on Frank Ocean Releases Visual Album Endless
Come on Frank. Don't you know I have to pack up all my shit tonight so I can move it across the goddamn country this weekend? I don't have time to watch/listen to this. I'm going to anyway. Fuck you.
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August 19, 2016 on Frank Ocean Releases Visual Album Endless
The Downeaster Alexa. It's about as 80's cheesy blue-collar shtick as you can get, but fuck if it doesnt get stuck in my head anytime I'm out on the water.
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August 18, 2016 on Colorado College Plans First-Ever Scholarly Symposium On Billy Joel
The thought of attending 30 scholarly lectures about Billy Joel is enough to give me a heart attack-ack-ack-ack.
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August 18, 2016 on Colorado College Plans First-Ever Scholarly Symposium On Billy Joel
I'm not going to be able to make it to any of those. Thankfully I can get something similar from an airbrush shop next time I'm in Myrtle Beach.
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August 17, 2016 on Attn Hypebeasts: Kanye Announces 21 Pablo Pop-Up Stores This Weekend