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It’s a 15 year old cat that’s clearly sick, and he and Anna Faris gave it away because she’s ‘pre pregnant.’

The last year(s) of that cat’s life? Probably going to be peeing under a bed in a strange new place. Hopefully Pratt’s at least paying for food and medicine (and to put the hting down when the new owner’s had enough).

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October 6, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

They don’t call her Dr. Sunken Tits for nothing.

I am so against that, it is awful, and yet, so perfect.

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October 6, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Nah, she’s right. Hollywood has a hard-on for waifs in trauma. Mad Men aside, women with big racks don’t really get the same parts. I guess because some people find them too distracting, can’t equate grief with a boner?

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October 6, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

I have to laugh at this. Yes, it happened in Montreal, they may not see it through the prism of American racial politics, as people are often expected to do when it makes no sense.

But guess what? Quebec and Montreal have their own history of absolutely lovely anti Afro Canadian sentiment, especially when it comes to Jamaicans and Haitians. Quebecers can start dressing up in blackface, and they do, when they stop blaming things on the immigrant vote.

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September 22, 2011 on An Open Letter To The University Of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face

Is there any chance, whatsoever, that people will reach a consensus on an actress doing a good job portraying Marilyn Monroe? Because she’s not a person anymore, she’s a poster in a dorm room and a million drag queens and drunk Halloween guests. Even if you’ve seen all her movies, or ‘behind the scenes,’ most people don’t know how she acted or even what she sounded like ‘for real.’

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September 14, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Oh good. Something to wear to the Ai Wei Wei exhibit.

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September 14, 2011 on An Excellent Sunflower Halloween Costume Tutorial

Okay, but someone’s going to have to fish Tara Reid out of the Palms Casino pool.

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September 5, 2011 on ABC Is Doing A Show About A ’90s Girl Band, Will It Be Good Do You Think?

The problem is obvious. They were already using their hands as vaginas, so there wasn’t much left to write with except…

their toes, of course.

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July 19, 2011 on Lady Stuff: Summer’s Eve Talking Hand Vagina Ad

You know, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only a handful to have earth-shattering orgasms.

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July 19, 2011 on Lady Stuff: Summer’s Eve Talking Hand Vagina Ad

Can someone tell me exactly which combination of trash medicine the hobo took? I want to help combat poverty.

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July 18, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs

I don’t think it’s that confusing. As a fan of Community, I associate these actresses with one of the most original, innovative shows on television (though yes, I understand that it’s not improv and they’re not writing every episode). So to see them associated with something so clichéd… it’s like they’re doing cameos in Two and a Half Men. It pays, some people like it, but it’s a bit sad.

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July 17, 2011 on Alison Brie And Gillian Jacobs GQ “Lesbian Scene” Open Thread

Why what’s a pretty little lady like you got to be sad about? I don’t know much, I’m just an important, breadwinning businessman with lots of deals to do, but a gal like you should just get a new dress and get back to doing what you do best – beautifying my world!

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June 11, 2011 on Give Us A Smile C’Moonnnnn

I think I know this one. It’s about a girl who can’t close her fucking mouth. Literally. She’s always confused or in awe of something (maybe that something is you/in your pants!).
Originally, it starred Megan Fox.

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May 30, 2011 on Well, This Lindsay Lohan “Short Film” Is Terrible

I love those puppies, I truly do. I risk my job just getting lost in their squeaky, furry adventures. So they can keep churning out litters, fine. But can someone figure out a way to do this for some SPCA dogs or something so my mind doesn’t always wander to all the unwanted mutts and ruin this for me?

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April 18, 2011 on THE SHIBA INU PUPPY CAM IS BACK!!!

I think it’s a bit like Z-list actors who keep getting cast in movies, even if they’re straight-to-DVD, because producers know having any name recognition whatsoever gives them a huge boost. Even if it’s someone going ‘Oh hey it’s Carrot Top and that woman from Melrose Place, this looks awful!’ it is still going to get more attention than a movie starring no one and neverheardofhim.

So, uh, Chris Brown is the musical equivalent of Carrot Top. People hate him, but he’s made money before and there will always be someone around helping him make (and make them) money.

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March 23, 2011 on An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation

Fighting racism with sexism is what people do in Russia.

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March 15, 2011 on UCLA Student Teaches the World About Manners

I love that story. I want it to be real. Instead of other scenarios which involve her really liking the guy only to have him be embarrassed then go hit on some dimmer, drunker girls at the party.

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March 14, 2011 on On the Wonder of the Electric Guitar and The World’s Best Guitarist

I like to think it’s softening the blow for straight female viewers. ‘Listen ladies, I know you have to hear about this shit, or witness it first-hand, all the g-d time. So enjoy this hot guy in a tight dress.’

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March 7, 2011 on Daniel Craig Wears A Dress For Womyn’s Rights

He was mostly naked, so, yes.

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March 7, 2011 on Daniel Craig Wears A Dress For Womyn’s Rights