slimer

Comments from slimer

With all the backlash, Ricky Gervais resorted to spraypainting a wall so that when the media approached him on the subject he could respond with "You having a laugh?"
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January 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti
Martin Luther DiGiorno was not a fan of half-and-half pizzas
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January 25, 2011 on Cookizza!
Is that a real thing? Monster Fit Club will NOT be enough if I can buy both pizza and cookies in one convenient package
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January 25, 2011 on Cookizza!
As long as SLJ yells, I'll be good
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January 25, 2011 on The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys
I think one of those hot cops was my choir teacher...
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January 24, 2011 on Hey, What’s New On Break.Com?
that's just the way they're inclined
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January 24, 2011 on Hey, What’s New On Break.Com?
I was unprepared for how quickly someone screamed. Note to self: always check sound levels before playing video
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January 24, 2011 on Hey, What’s New On Break.Com?
stop trying to make fetch happen
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January 24, 2011 on Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2
I knew very few people who actually drank 4Loko, but they already fit the definition of asshole before they drank it
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January 24, 2011 on Bob Odenkirk’s Rejected 4Loko Warning
More than anything I'm concerned that HE initiated the kiss and then blamed the dog for making him gag with smelly breath...
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January 24, 2011 on Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday
I would just like to thank everyone for posting how cold it is. It made me actually look up what the temp is where I am and effectively plan to wear multiple jackets.
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January 24, 2011 on Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday
Well that would be a fucked up high school
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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones
For a second there I thought you said Rob Thomas wrote the script for the Lovely Bones and was quite disheartened. Whew, crisis avoided
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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones
I remember being in high school when this book was all the rage. I accidentally mistook it for The Glass Menagerie, which all the older kids also had to read. So I bought it not really knowing what it was about. And then after reading the first chapter I figured it would have been worse to ONLY read the part of the book with child rape so I kept reading. I was not similarly fooled into watching that movie.
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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones
It seems like he left the auto-beat from a keyboard playing
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January 14, 2011 on The First Jam Of 2011: Trevor Sayers’s “New Dance In School”
When did just wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt when it's cold become too much effort for lazy people?
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January 12, 2011 on Another Day, Another Wearable Blanket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw
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January 12, 2011 on Tom Hanks’s Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously
Wait... so I found the song. It exists and sounds just like one. Did he seriously alter that song to make it fit with his school's colors?
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January 12, 2011 on Tom Hanks’s Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously
I'm pretty sure there's already a rap song with 'Black and Yellow'. I don't know where I heard it, but I swear it's real
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January 12, 2011 on Tom Hanks’s Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously
Well.... I like Michael Caine more now
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January 7, 2011 on Michael Caine Does A Michael Caine Impression
If the Apprentice really was about a lemonade stand, I'd be more inclined to watch it.
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January 7, 2011 on Why Jersey Shore Sucks Now
To vamp up the series they should make Michael Cera live with them and teach him more about the ways of the guido
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January 7, 2011 on Why Jersey Shore Sucks Now
I used to own that pink polka dot bedspread. It came in two colors, blue or pink, and my mom decided to buy the daughter who hated pink the pink bedspread. I guess what I'm saying is that I don't care about this kid and I feel tricked into listening to Katy Perry
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January 7, 2011 on They Sure Don’t Make Keenans Like They Used To
As someone who is terrified of birds, I'm worried that I now not only have to worry about them attacking but also dropping dead in the sky and harming me involuntarily.
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January 5, 2011 on We Live In Endish Times Kinda
I watched all of that show. When you're bored and the episodes are on hulu, you can get sucked into anything
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January 5, 2011 on We Live In Endish Times Kinda
I went into the video expecting to want to make fun of Kirk Cameron so bad. Instead I just see him as a normal guy with really Christian beliefs (and a lot of kids... but at least he has the money to take care of them). Whoo hoo, less cynicism for 2011!
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January 4, 2011 on Anderson Cooper Talks To Kirk Cameron About All Those Birds And Fish That Died, Obviously
I nominate Broken Arrow and Deadfall (if only one Nic Cage movie can be picked this round, this one deserves it!)
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January 3, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
True fact: I was eating when I read this one and gagged
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January 3, 2011 on New Year’s Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style
I'm going to blame the lack of Videogum in my life recently for the reason why I made it through 45 seconds of that video before I wondered why the hell I was still watching
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January 3, 2011 on New Year’s Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style
Do NOT accept any homecoming awards
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January 3, 2011 on “While We Were Out” Open Thread