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With all the backlash, Ricky Gervais resorted to spraypainting a wall so that when the media approached him on the subject he could respond with “You having a laugh?”

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January 25, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti

Martin Luther DiGiorno was not a fan of half-and-half pizzas

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January 25, 2011 on Cookizza!

Is that a real thing? Monster Fit Club will NOT be enough if I can buy both pizza and cookies in one convenient package

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January 25, 2011 on Cookizza!

As long as SLJ yells, I’ll be good

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January 25, 2011 on The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys

I think one of those hot cops was my choir teacher…

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January 24, 2011 on Hey, What’s New On Break.Com?

that’s just the way they’re inclined

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January 24, 2011 on Hey, What’s New On Break.Com?

I was unprepared for how quickly someone screamed. Note to self: always check sound levels before playing video

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January 24, 2011 on Hey, What’s New On Break.Com?

stop trying to make fetch happen

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January 24, 2011 on Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2

I knew very few people who actually drank 4Loko, but they already fit the definition of asshole before they drank it

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January 24, 2011 on Bob Odenkirk’s Rejected 4Loko Warning

More than anything I’m concerned that HE initiated the kiss and then blamed the dog for making him gag with smelly breath…

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January 24, 2011 on Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday

I would just like to thank everyone for posting how cold it is. It made me actually look up what the temp is where I am and effectively plan to wear multiple jackets.

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January 24, 2011 on Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday

Well that would be a fucked up high school

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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones

For a second there I thought you said Rob Thomas wrote the script for the Lovely Bones and was quite disheartened. Whew, crisis avoided

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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones

I remember being in high school when this book was all the rage. I accidentally mistook it for The Glass Menagerie, which all the older kids also had to read. So I bought it not really knowing what it was about. And then after reading the first chapter I figured it would have been worse to ONLY read the part of the book with child rape so I kept reading. I was not similarly fooled into watching that movie.

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January 17, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones

It seems like he left the auto-beat from a keyboard playing

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January 14, 2011 on The First Jam Of 2011: Trevor Sayers’s “New Dance In School”

When did just wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt when it’s cold become too much effort for lazy people?

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January 12, 2011 on Another Day, Another Wearable Blanket

Wait… so I found the song. It exists and sounds just like one. Did he seriously alter that song to make it fit with his school’s colors?

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January 12, 2011 on Tom Hanks’s Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously

I’m pretty sure there’s already a rap song with ‘Black and Yellow’. I don’t know where I heard it, but I swear it’s real

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January 12, 2011 on Tom Hanks’s Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously

Well…. I like Michael Caine more now

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January 7, 2011 on Michael Caine Does A Michael Caine Impression