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How could a multimillionaire who has access to all the best drugs and leather jackets and has sex with Rihanna all the time ever have an ankle injury??
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October 5, 2016 on Drake Postpones Shows Due To Ankle Injury
Oh yes that headless torso . Do you think, subconsciously, everyone on Grindr is emulating the memory of this guy?
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July 22, 2016 on Tidal Turns 20
"Last Train to London" and "Yours Truly, 2095."
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January 7, 2016 on The 10 Best ELO Songs
Dear Alanis: After a long legal battle I just received a death row pardon. Unfortunately I'm already strapped to the table, drugs running through my veins. Any advice? Sincerely, ’90s Dude
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October 16, 2015 on Alanis Morissette Launches Self-Help Podcast
I'd add Le Tigre's "Decepticon."
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November 19, 2014 on 26 Essential Songs From The NYC Rock Resurgence
Here Are Some Afterlife Links!
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
With Videogum gone, we'll never know... :-(
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
You guys, maybe we can take over the Stereogum comments! We can just hijack the “Bright Eyes albums from Worst to Best” or whatever, and start chatting about celebrity urinary problems like nothing even happened.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
From now until I die, when I say the same thing at the same time as someone else, instead of "Jinx!" I will say "Donna Darko" and pray. Pray that I have found one of you...
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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys
I'm glad Gabe didn't fire Kelly in this one, that would have been EMOTIONAL.
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February 7, 2014 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Helping Martha Stewart Pick Her Match.Com Profile Picture
Man, Soft Gabe is hilarious. My first comment ever was on a Glee recap acknowledging an amazing gay porn reference. I hope Kelly's last post has a gay porn reference so I can make a comment on it and come full circle*! *pun intended.
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February 7, 2014 on Movies For Dudes: Unstoppable
All week I am going to picture Kelly re-reading hundreds of old posts, quietly sobbing into her banana sweater.
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February 4, 2014 on Comment Thread Highlight: “Raw Video: Meet The World’s Longest Cat”
Frederick Wiseman! "High School" or "La Danse." "At Berkeley" came out this year, which I'm excited to see. Or try this riveting multi-part documentary about a crisis management firm in DC called "Scandal"
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January 8, 2014 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I found the perfect spot in my office where I get good cell reception, no one has a good view of the desk, and I can look very busy while watching Netflix on my phone. I'm on episode 4 of Scandal.
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January 8, 2014 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Now watch it again and notice the guy in the Gorilla costume!
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January 7, 2014 on Checking In On Sports: Keep Your Eye On The Ball!
Meanwhile the Asian American community continues to get their SNL laughs from non-Asians for the 39th straight year.
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January 6, 2014 on Sasheer Zamata Will Join The Cast Of Saturday Night Live
Kelly? Are you there? Are you still at work? OK sit down. I have something to ask you...
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November 13, 2013 on Public Marriage Proposal: CNBC Edition
Just use your parent's HBOGo account like a normal adult!
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October 22, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
But what 2013 role will we nominate Serkis for? I thought he was great as Harry's Tank Top in the One Direction movie.
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October 16, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
I always knew legalizing gay marriage would lead to a man marrying dogs! :-(
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October 15, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Anderson Cooper With Boo The Dog And Some Other Dog
Why didn't Miley Cyrus high five all three of her guitarists at the end of her song? Why single out just the one? Did she find something unique about him?
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October 7, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus
When I make bad puns IRL, I get eye rolls and accusations of "dad jokes." YOU GUYS GET IT, I LOVE YOU GUYS
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September 27, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments
The Days of Our Lives Are Getting Shorter
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September 23, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Autumn Television Shows
Three Men and an Adult Woman is basically what turned me gay
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August 21, 2013 on Movie Sequels That Messed Me Up As A Child
It's actually a prequel to "Born on the 4th of July"
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August 19, 2013 on Trying To Figure Out What X-Men: Days Of Future Past Is About, Based Only On This Promo Picture