Someone get this guy some suspenders... he keeps interrupting his moves to hike his shorts up higher.
Dude, that's what suspenders are for. To hike them up higher. All the time higher. Until they can't get any higher anymore.
I'm just glad to hear that there are still people out there who are brave enough to insist upon the $1.92 price cap on balls. This $2.52 business is bulls**t.
Did this remind anyone else of that creepy video of the girl in the office/closet with the tarp on the floor and the watermelons? Not that I watched that. Oh gees.
Gabe: Hey, Mr. Williams - would you mind stopping for a photo?
MKW: Sure - yeah. Let's do it.
Gabe: Really?
MKW: Do I look like a man who repeats hisself?
Oh come on, guys. Generalizations are so last year. Dudes fuel their own version of the stupid machine - it just looks different. That doesn't make it any less trashy.
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