Sick In The Gulliver

Comments from Sick In The Gulliver

Let's paint, exercise, and watch TV in the barn!
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February 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon
But when he looks in the mirror, he sees: Photobucket
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February 11, 2010 on A Juggalo’s Guide To Parenting
Then your avatar should be Jen. She's the one who likes Oprah.
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January 28, 2010 on Liveblogging Jay Leno On Oprah
I read about some guy walking around Comic Con last year dressed like Wash with a pole through his chest and a sign that said "Fuck you, Joss!" which is true because there was really no reason to kill him, but now he gets to be evil Alpha which is probably more fun. And I recommend What Women Want because it is on my teevee right now and it is most definitely the WORST.
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January 12, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Notebook
No, it's depressing movies with sports and Kevin Corrigan in a supporting role. I'm going with Lonesome Jim, where Corrigan is Casey Affleck's brother and a suicidal basketball coach.
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January 12, 2010 on Netflix FAIL
I keep saying, people sleeping on Paulie.
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January 8, 2010 on Jersey Shore S01E06: Human Nightmares After All
Or as they say in Germany, "Selbst-Kartoffeln." German is just a beautiful language.
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January 7, 2010 on An Interview With Self-Potato!
The explanation is that right now the West Indian cricket team is touring Australia in a series of matches (some of which last for days!) that began in November and will end in February. This guy went to see the game and ended up in a part of the stadium surrounded by supporters of the other team. Don't look at the color of the skin, look at the shirts.
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January 7, 2010 on KFC Has A Proud History All Right, Of Racist Advertising!
And I might point out that the West Indies and Australia are currently in the midst of a series of matches that began in November and will last until the end of February, so it's actually about something happening in Australia right now. It's cricket, jump into cricket.
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January 7, 2010 on KFC Has A Proud History All Right, Of Racist Advertising!
I remember watching part of an interview with Diablo Cody on Showtime just before United States of Tara was starting, and she was all, "I love words and their meanings," and on like that for a while. And that is a good quality in a writer! Like the contestants on Top Chef who "love flavors." That is a good quality is a chef! Personally, I hate both words and flavors, which is why all I ever eat is plain grits off of my print journalism degree. But I love Public Enemy? I'm so confused.
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January 7, 2010 on Diablo Cody’s Mind No Longer A Selling Point
Hmm, an English guy giving himself an enema or a Canadian guy playing harmonica. So many choices! (This is why they hate us for our freedom.)
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January 6, 2010 on Bear Grylls Gives Himself An Enema. The End.
It's funny to me that the one movie in recent years that approached native culture eschewing the "white guy goes native" approach was Apocalypto - a movie that was simultaneously interesting and awful - which was done by Mel "Sugar Tits" Gibson, the one guy in Hollywood we know is racist. I guess the opposite of Dances With Wolves might be something like Oliver Stone's Heaven and Earth, in which a Vietnamese peasant girl comes to America and becomes a successful businesswoman.
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December 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar
shock and awe
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December 20, 2009 on What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade?
Huh? "Get Snickered?" "Get Snackabled?" Whatever it was you said.
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December 18, 2009 on Jersey Shore S01E04: Wait, What Happened To Snooki? I Think Something Happened To Snooki!
Gracist!
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December 17, 2009 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
This should be the soundtrack to Jersey Shore.
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December 16, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Routine Traffic Stop Lady
TLC now stands for The Littlest Channel.
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December 16, 2009 on Little Chocolatiers Is A Real Show That Exists
Rap, rap, rappity-rap! Rap, rap, rappity-rap!
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December 16, 2009 on Snooki And The Situation Were On The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien For Some Reason
What I really want to see is what happens immediately after that guy punches Snackables. I especially want to see if the Situation steps up and throws a few. And of course, I need the Pauly D recap, which always seems to perfectly encapsulate the meandering drama within a concise statement explaining what all this means to Pauly D. i.e. "The fact that JWoww broke up with her boyfriend, it just means that she'll feel less guilty now when she hooks up with me." Perfect.
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December 14, 2009 on MTV Pulls Snooki Punch, Is Sorry You Fell Down A Step-Ladder In The Garage