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February 2, 2010 on Someone Please Give Die Antwoord Whatever They Want

“He owns a PC computer and makes some next level beats.”
I’m not sure that this is the image Microsoft was looking for in it’s “I’m a PC” line of computers, but I guess what ever it takes.
“I’m a PC and I have a throat tattoo.”
Also, in the second video, how did they get into my bedroom? That is clearly my own particular brand of teddy bear and ninja decor.

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February 2, 2010 on Someone Please Give Die Antwoord Whatever They Want

This is why I work in Medicine and wear scrubs. I have gone the full-fashion retard and would probably think these were a good idea if I saw them in an unguarded moment. My work uniform saves me from myself.

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February 1, 2010 on These Are Your Jeans: Pajama Jeans

“Dude, wanna come over and catch the big game? No homo.”

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January 29, 2010 on CBS Refuses To Run An Ad For A Gay Dating Website During The Super Bowl, And It Turns Out They Are Kind Of Right

“Forget it Jack, it’s Pfaltzgraff? Chinatown”
“That’s not a knife! That’s a Genuine Ginsu? knife!”
“You just put your lips together and Blow Pop?”
“Follow the white Volkswagen Rabbit”

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January 26, 2010 on Best New Party Game 15