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HOLD THE PHONES! New Puppy Fart Video!

You know what? Screw convention. I’m the guest blogger so I’m making the rules! Here is a Dalmatian puppy farting while getting a bath!
Superglue | May 10, 2011 - 6:00 pm

The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Martin Short Tries To Kill Kermit The Frog

This is a still from a video of Kermit T. Frog interviewing celebrities at the Disneyland premiere of Pirates Of The Caribbean:
Superglue | May 10, 2011 - 5:30 pm

Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

Dear Eric Triffen, Can I borrow a carrot? Thanks! Love, Superglue…
Superglue | May 10, 2011 - 4:30 pm

Baby Meerkats Can Do What They Want

Have you been looking for something good to do for exactly 60 seconds? If so, I will send you somewhere where you can watch one…
Superglue | May 10, 2011 - 3:30 pm
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Didn’t Y’all Learn This In Champagne School?

Honestly, this is just useful. You should probably never be drinking champagne (or any sparkling wine, for that matter) i…
Superglue | May 10, 2011 - 2:30 pm
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I am very late and very sorry to be very late, but I love you all very very very much, from the very very bottom of my very very very very very sad heart.

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

I love you Scott, thank you for fixing my “Booger” Bradley problem and for also inventing the best half of the internet (I only have 4 bookmarks.)

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

Some time, at my next job interview probably, I will have an opportunity to say “Joe Mande took one for my team on not one but several occasions, and one time he even wrote me (specifically) a screenplay of a Glenn Beck book that everyone on earth immediately forgot about. I am special and give me this job.”

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February 7, 2014 on Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck’s The Overton Window

Well I had choreographed a whole inspired dance routine by myself on the deck of an abandoned aircraft carrier, but then those bastards from Spinmedia were spying on me and stole the whole thing! I don’t even know if we will be able to pull it together to win the International Blogdancing Championships tonight, for which the grand prize is exactly the amount of money they’re demanding for Videogum’s deed, but damn it if we don’t pull something together at the last minute this whole 6 year long movie will have been for nothing!

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February 7, 2014 on Teen Korner: OH SNAP MORE TWILIGHT, DAWGS!

ATTENTION: Young ladies who know they have agency and can make their own big decisions in this world and young gentlemen who will grow up to be fine having a woman for a boss, it is Videogum’s last day!

I know what you’re thinking, “But Superglue, this website came out when I was an infant! Lincoln Logs!” but hear me out. This dope-ass twizzzted website is the dopest assest twizzztedest website around so SHOW SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT. All your sweet 4fathers like G. Washingteezy and T. Jefferstizzle founded this crazy mixed up country with the intent of making this website the Best. Website. Ever. and now the Man, which you will probably learn about in 3 or 4 years when you’re like SOOO OLLLLLD and BOOOOORRRRING, is shutting it down. So take your bourgeoning awareness of the world and picket that ho! Videogum roolz! Spinmedia droolz!!!!!!!!

I’ll say it again: VIDEOGUM ROOLZ! SPINMEDIA DROOOOLLLLLLZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

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February 7, 2014 on Teen Korner: OH SNAP MORE TWILIGHT, DAWGS!

I watched the crappy olympics coverage and then the first 45 minutes of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and then I fell asleep not even realizing it was Leno’s last night. Today, however, I will be crying all day because of Videogum and the resulting hole it is going to rip out of my very being.

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February 7, 2014 on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Series Finale Open Thread

I once wrote a really great post about fucked up looking pigeons and a bunch of hateration on the little girl from Jurassic Park, so you know … it’s a font of really great content.

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February 6, 2014 on A Refuge For Homeless Monsters

Ladyrainicorn Theresa I love you. Love is forever fan love you.

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February 6, 2014 on A Refuge For Homeless Monsters

Husbandglue just watched both Andrew W.K. performances from when he was on SNL in 2002 and I have a load of laundry in the wash, so my day is on the upswing. But it started out shitty with my bus not coming on time and continued on pretty much a straight line of shitty up until about 30 minutes ago. It gets worse in the moments I remember Videogum is going away and slightly better in the moments I look back fondly on many, many, many hours spent here.

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February 5, 2014 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty