I haven't heard Rivers brag about hundreds of great songs in his catalog.
Prince is understandable because of fucking LotusFlower or whatever the shit, with 50 songs or something, but 10 =! a lot.
Wait, the Red Album only had ten songs. Most of them were terrible, but still, unless he's counting Alone and the other B-Side releases, it shouldn't count.
BTDubs: This IS peddling to racial tendencies. It was cool that they're going back to hand-drawn; it's cool there's a first black princess (kind of depressing there was a black Prez before a black main Disney character) but the fact that they had to change the plot of the movie because people were crying "Racist!" at the fact that Tiana's original name was Maddy and that she was a housekeeper shows what's wrong with things.
Am I hoping this turns out OK? Yes, I really like Lassater's approach. Am I fearing the worst? Of course.
(Still- Maddy is a perfectly acceptable name! It has no relation to "Mammy"! I'm not going to get into how Tiana is actually more racist...)
But next we'll get McFarlane taking over The Simpsons, and then it's just two short steps until we reach SMOX where he acts in every male role in every show aired.
(They'll clone him a few times for football and baseball)
And then, in an epic plot twist, he undercooks the meat and contracts swine flu, and tragically dies of it.
They'll make a special Oscar for Hugh where Oscar is peeing his pants.
To put this in perspective.
Fox puts a lot of effort into plugging their new show "Sit Down Shut Up" which features many Arrested Development stars and other famous people. After said plugging, it doesn't get incredible ratings after two weeks. Fox pulls it from its 8:30 slot and moves it to a 7:00pm slot (also known as a Death Slot).
Fox then thinks that a third show from the glorious mind of Seth McFarlane is so good that before testing it out on the American populace, they greenlight a second season before a single episode airs of the first season.
...what?
I told my friends I'd go with them this summer because I like watching things blow up on the IMAX screen.
After seeing that trailer, I know I have basically created an inescapable, 2 hour 30 minute hell for myself.
The only movie to ever have the distinction of having a Game Boy Color spin-off game that scored better than the actual movie.
And when you consider the game got mediocre-to-bad reviews, that's pathetic.
How many fucking times did they tase him? That's fucking ridiculous. He was naked. While he was obviously on SOMETHING (it's Coachella, duh), it's not like he was going to kill someone.
(PS: Jesus does that guy have a tiny manhood, it makes me feel like a fucking giant)
Oh, my God, fuck this guy. I had a (former) friend take his shirt off after grabbing the mic at a Rock Band party. It was horrible. Apparently some people lose all intelligence once they become the lead singer of an imaginary band, what with all the imaginary groupies and imaginary platinum records.
The fact that this was treated as a relatively light fluff piece, delivered in a joking tone, sums up everything wrong with Fox News.
Shut it all down, everyone report to Terrible Person Prison now.
4chan.
At first I felt sorry for him, then his more... racist and sexist characteristics were egged out, I found out he has restraining orders, and now... it's just sad.
Last time I checked, a mistrial does not mean innocence, it means incompetence on at least one party in the trial.
He put a gun in a woman's mouth and pulled the trigger, he has been found guilty of said crime. Do not drag race into this, especially not considering the race of the President.
If it were Radiohead selling, I'd sell VITAL organs. I'd sell my damn liver, because after hanging out with Radiohead, everything else would suck in comparison; I wouldn't have long to suffer.
It wasn't great, but I laughed a few times and I thought it showed a lot of promise as long as it doesn't stray away from Leslie's "visions" for the lot for at least a season and a half.
I have nothing to say other than: Fuck you. Also, open your fucking mind to another concept. Last time I checked, the world didn't end, yet Revelations exists...
something tells me "furry condoms" exist, just not in the capacity you're thinking of. (yes i do know too much about internet subcultures. i need to bleach my brain)
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