tarynwanderer

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Haha, I don’t even care that I didn’t log in with my Facebook. I just wanted to post Kate Beaton’s comics.

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April 8, 2013 on Friday Giveaway: Oblivion Prize Pack

I’m going to echo previous posters and say Top Gun. Because have you seen Kate Beaton’s Top Gun comics? They are a thing of beauty.

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April 8, 2013 on Friday Giveaway: Oblivion Prize Pack

Yes! And ties are decided by lip sync battles!

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March 15, 2013 on Will Matt Lauer Replace Alex Trebek On Jeopardy!?!

Well, she WAS on the Bill Engvall Show…(thanks IMDB!)

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March 5, 2013 on Does Jennifer Lawrence Wish She Were On Girls?

Oh man, I’m bummed that this post is a few days old, because no one is going to see this now! But I am compelled to overshare anyway. I attended the same university that Emma Watson also (briefly!) attended, and I always had the vague hope that I would see her from afar. (I’m from New York…if you dare even ironically approach a celebrity, your NY driver’s license is revoked.)

So anyway, one day…when I was working at the university’s writing center, Emma Watson came in for an appointment! The coordinator saw my wide, starstruck eyes and huge grin, immediately marked me as a big Harry Potter fan, and promptly assigned Emma to work with someone else. But still! She sat right behind me. She is impossibly tiny and gorgeous in person and we breathed the same air for like 25 minutes.

I’ll…see myself out.

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March 5, 2013 on Is Emma Watson YOUR Cinderella, Though? Huh?

I had to Google B4-4, and I’m so glad I did. I love that they went on to reform under the name RyanDan!

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February 28, 2013 on Ugh, Fine, Let’s Look At The Oreo Separator Machine

Oh man, so sad.

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February 28, 2013 on Ugh, Fine, Let’s Look At The Oreo Separator Machine

Based off of the MTV faux-boy band (to turn real-ish boy band) 2gether, a bunch of my friends and I filmed our own all-girl version of the movie. I’ve forgotten the name of our band, but I do remember that my role was V, the band’s alcoholic manager who only wore leopard print. We were, like, 12 years old at the time.

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February 28, 2013 on Ugh, Fine, Let’s Look At The Oreo Separator Machine

Seriously! How do people make friends? This is my struggle, having recently moved.

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February 28, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

To make your story even creepier: crows can remember people’s faces, particularly people who they’ve deemed threatening. According to Discovery, “a single crow’s bad experience with a particular human can spread information about this individual throughout entire crow communities.”

So for your sake, I hope you either never clapped at them, or that you now live in an area bereft of crows!

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February 27, 2013 on Nightmare Incident Report: TOO MANY BATS

Dressing your baby as Navi? Those parents are throwing mad shade at their kid.

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February 26, 2013 on Oh Please, Like You’re Any Happier Than The Couple Who Got Married Dressed Like Characters From Shrek

I didn’t even know there was more than one board game! I totally meant the Risk-esque one, which I highly recommend. (Be the Greyjoys.)

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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great

Can we talk about the board game?? I feel that House Greyjoy has an unfair advantage in starting on the Iron Islands. But then again, who wants to be the Greyjoys? So maybe it balances out.

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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great

In my experience, it’s WAY harder to write well about things that are good and enjoyable, and usually not half as fun to read. But thank you, Gabe, for providing a space to discuss GoT. It’s just so great! Love Tyrion, love Brienne, love Sansa, love Varys. Love everyone.

I do find myself a bit annoyed with Dany’s constant pronouncements of raining down fire and brimstone (literally) on anyone who slights her. Bitch, your khalasar consists of babies and old people and your dragons are the size of housecats. Maybe cool down on the threats until you can back ’em up? I’m actually a bit of a Dany stan, from reading the books, and I don’t like feeling this way!

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February 25, 2013 on Counterpoint: It Is Time To Admit That Game Of Thrones Is Inherently Great

Kelly and I have something in common!!

That’s just in regards to the Topsy Tail part…as I both complained about it and did not look cute.

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February 23, 2013 on I Know It’s Friday, But Please Be Careful With Your Hairdo

ME TOO! He was the dangerous bad-boy turtle!

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February 22, 2013 on But Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Will Megan Fox Play?!

Did anyone else’s mom force them to submit to the terrors of Topsy Tail? No? Well, this video made me sympathy wince. Doing shit to your hair hurts!

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February 22, 2013 on I Know It’s Friday, But Please Be Careful With Your Hairdo

No T, no shade, hunty.

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February 21, 2013 on What Is Your Wicked: The Movie Dream Cast?!