Comments from Teh_Nightman

Ugh. This is just sad. Although, it does give Gabe an excuse to break out the C.R.E.A.M. tag, so at least there's a silver lining. The mic is hectic!
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February 19, 2010 on A Longer Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps Trailer
Sharlto! How could yar?!?
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February 15, 2010 on The A-Team Trailer Is Nominated For A Best Dialogue Oscar
That was a really good BS Report. Also, sports.
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February 9, 2010 on A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk?
I will admit that the super stereotypical "Hoo-rah!" butch colonel was good for some prime unintentional comedy. That was helpful in getting me through this fucking interminable movie.
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December 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar
Maybe realistic isn't the right word. Did the Na'vi look tangible? No. They looked like pretty special effects. The Prawns were much more believably constructed. Frankly, they just looked better.
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December 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar
Oops. Missed the floating mountains reference in the post (not sure why). My apologies, Gabe.
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December 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar
This movie sucked. One of the most derivative, unnecessary movies I've seen in awhile. It was like a videogame, but with no level of interactivity (the ACTUAL appeal of videogames). Not to mention the fact that its absurdly expensive effects ($300-500 million?!?) resulted in aliens that didn't look anywhere near as realistic as the Prawns in District 9 -- a movie with like a tenth of Avatar's budget. Oh, and FLOATING MOUNTAINS?!? How could you gloss over those, Gabe? How stupid is that??? Physics do not magically change just because it's a different planet.
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December 21, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar
*Annoyed Silence*
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November 17, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon
The Sergei quote they had was great (easily one of my favorites), but I'm not sure why they didn't include "Why always Boris?" Season 2 was painfully underrepresented in that compilation. No Ziggy, Horseface, or Vondas? Come on.
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November 16, 2009 on The 100 Greatest The Wire Quotes
"I might'a hit 'im." Man. Sapper is one dumb motherfucker. If his partner's reactions to the dumb shit he says were a quote, it would be on there for sure.
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November 16, 2009 on The 100 Greatest The Wire Quotes
I couldn't stomach the Jackie Chan trailer after those damn kids ruined his Cosby sweater with that garbage. THAT WAS A NICE SWEATER. DAMN YOU KIDS!!!!
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November 16, 2009 on I Don’t Kow Which Of These Two Terrible Trailers Is Worse!
Pretty much anything Slim Charles says should be on there. Totally underrated, and steals pretty much every scene he's in. It also needed WAY more Brother Mouzone. "9 at close range will do that."
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November 16, 2009 on The 100 Greatest The Wire Quotes
I'm surprised by the number of basketball fans here. I thought monsters hated sports! Apparently we're all Free Darko-reading, Basketball Jones-listening, sports fans.
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November 6, 2009 on What Is Wrong With Ron Artest?
I freaking love Roald Dahl, and this was actually my favorite book of his. I probably read that book upwards of 30 times between the ages of 8 and 10. The Wes Anderson thing certainly doesn't hurt, either. Now all we need is a Spike Jonze adaptation of "The Giraffe, The Pelly, and Me!"
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October 7, 2009 on Fantastic Mr. Fox Continues To Look (Wait For It) Fantastic
Couldn't agree more. A Wizard/A True Star sounds like nothing else from that era.
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September 28, 2009 on KISS, RHCP, Genesis, LL Cool J Among First Time Rock Hall Nominees
They'd better reference Peter Gabriel-era Genesis. None of that "Invisible Touch" shit.
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September 28, 2009 on KISS, RHCP, Genesis, LL Cool J Among First Time Rock Hall Nominees
Myke Hawk lost a lot of money on that outcome.
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September 1, 2009 on Breaking Fart News (Get It?): Horse Race Edition
Stop trying to sexually harass Blagg into leaving. Who do you think you are, Roger Sterling?
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
Yeah, this is good, but the best? Maybe if Richie Cunning's name was "A-Ha," and the song was called "Take On Me," it would be. Right now? He wishes.
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July 28, 2009 on Introducing The Official Videogum Theme Song
+1000 for Andrew there. He trolled the shit out of those Juggalos. "This is for YOU! FOR YOU!"
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July 24, 2009 on That’s Your Gathering: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos