I'm working and also looking for a date to the Mumford & Sons show next week because the person I bought the extra ticket for apparently won't be caught dead in public with me. Anyone want to go? Catch: you have to be seen in public with me.
But the baking soda guy was also named Armand Hammer, that's where the name/logo for the baking soda brand came from. I really don't remember why I know that.
The last time I went to the movies it was alone, and I bought myself a coke and popcorn and it cost me $32 all up. How does anyone afford to go on dates anymore?
Me: "The Oogieloves! I remember them!" What I was actually remembering: The Bugaloos.
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Has anyone seen my dementia pills?
No. The best local news story is the one that was in my local paper this morning: a guy tried to rob a sex shop but was foiled by the sex shop employee who beat him up with a "blunt implement"--i.e., a dildo. THAT is the best local news story ever (since the one about the wallabies terrorizing the old folks' home).
I don't particularly like Benedict Cumberbatch (come ON, that is NOT A REAL PERSON'S NAME) or Ryan Gosling, so I'm extra confused every time we get a post about either of them. I just do not get the attraction on either of them.
I keep seeing this thing about Shia LeBoof having real sex in this whatever movie, but what I haven't seen is any confirmation that he's cleared it with the lady actress who will also have to be involved in the real sex. Seriously, has he consulted her on this?
Some shark populations are down about 95-98%, actually. Also dugong, sawfish, some turtles, and if you've ever seen a bluefin tuna in the water, you're in the same category as people who have seen snow leopards in the wild. In short, people suck.
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I'm working all weekend. Again. I have become the most boring person alive because I work all the time and never do anything else and I don't even have any real money to show for all the working, just a slightly smaller credit card bill. #grumpygum
Everyone else, go do fun things and have interesting lives and great weekends!
I'm going to get a haircut today and then see a movie! I think it's called the Avengers? You probably haven't heard of it, it hasn't gotten much publicity.
This makes me so sad, because Val Kilmer used to be THE HOTTEST. Okay, second hottest behind Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys. But still, so hot, and now he just needs to be rolled to the Juicing Room.
In short, Sad Galaxy.
Agreed. They have no obligation to give anything to any random baby nearby. If you had a winning lottery ticket, would you be called a heartless jerk if you didn't hand it to the nearest minor who really wanted a winning lottery ticket? F that. Team Sugar Daddy.
If they do make this, they're going to have to have Uggie or Andy Serkis or whoever do an intro explaining to the kids today what a phone booth is and why the receiver has a cord attached to it.
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