The N

Comments from The N

2a. Also they're pretty
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March 28, 2011 on Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys
that's such a cop-out answer. Parent's jobs are to keep their kids alive and somewhat healthy until they can fend for themselves, it's not to try and fight off billionaire dollar corporations in a war against their children's emotional attachment to things. That's a fight that the majority of parents are going to lose. .
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March 22, 2011 on The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Trailer, You Guys
I like how I become anti-liberal because I don't cry over a "that's what she said" joke in the movie Battle: Los Angeles. I'm sorry everyone here is family and friends with Mans, but as one reader's opinion goes, his writing is not in the least bit entertaining or funny, the two things I look for when wasting my time on this website. BRING BACK GABE!!
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March 14, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
what's the generally accepted way to not write bad article after bad article on a comedic website? I'm not sure how this whole guest writer crap started but it needs to stop, this entire series of articles are awful and way too pretentious even for this site.
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March 14, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
Your liberal mind needs to grow some balls before it stoically sacrifices itself in the name of women's rights. This was the worst and least entertaining thing I've ever read on this site.
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March 14, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
Topher's bday and Polanski gets to be a free man. Today is a wonderful day for all gummers. This one is for you, and you...and especially you.
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July 12, 2010 on Happy Birthday, Topher Grace!
Washing yourself with soap in this day and age is akin to brushing your teeth with your fingers after the toothbrush was invented.
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June 30, 2010 on Don Draper Really Nailed These Old Spice Ads
2 years I waste watching this show and the only death I get is from a stroke?! - Average Deadliest Catch Viewer
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June 23, 2010 on Deadliest Catch Open Thread
But I’ve not seen him eat a pizza like that, that seems odd for him
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June 21, 2010 on This Is Your Pizza
very convenient excuse mister. What he's not telling you is he just got out of a disgusting pizza clinic. What would your son KorterNote think about your behaviour.
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June 21, 2010 on This Is Your Pizza
Oh no looks like my pizza came with a side of seizure. I hope you girls like vomit.
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June 21, 2010 on This Is Your Pizza
I think it's a regular club with a stripper pole. I don't leave the house much but my man Mystery assures me that this is common place within that seedy world or dancing and debauchery.
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June 7, 2010 on In A Surprise To No One, The Trailer For 50 Cent’s New Movie Gun Looks Terrible And Makes No Sense
What ever happened to David at the Dentist you ask? I'll tell you what, he became David at the Elementary School, be sure to buy your David at the Elementary School T-Shirts, coffee cups and signed memorabilia at
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May 21, 2010 on Winnebago Man: The Movie
and now he's super popular
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May 14, 2010 on Everything In This Easy A Trailer Is A Lie
hey Jay Leno, relax.
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May 12, 2010 on R.I.P. The Sarah Silverman Program
"so how do you arrest them?" he says while trying to hide his smile. - Larry King live, the Novelization.
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May 10, 2010 on Dan Aykroyd Believes Aliens Are Real, They Hate 9/11, And They Should Go To Jail
Kristin Wiig is the love of my life. And Betty White is my surrogate grandmother. Can this clip be my girlfriend?
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May 5, 2010 on Betty White, An Elderly Woman, Hosts Saturday Night Live This Weekend
I know most people won't make it this far, but around the 7:20 mark they stop just insinuating this is to murder your neighbours and basically come right out and say it. This is quickly followed by showing us what it would look like to throw it through the chest of a human being. There is no more you could do to convince me to buy a great sword.
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April 30, 2010 on This Is Definitely A Two-Handed Great Sword
oh good, they stuffed meat inside those boots.
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April 30, 2010 on This Is Definitely A Two-Handed Great Sword
oh my god, he must be so high, listen to him ramble on.
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April 30, 2010 on The Better Marriage Blanket Might Actually Be Real
ok, sure, he stole a few jokes, but honestly, if you guys had heard his bit about how his Uncle Gus' wife is a bigfoot, you'd give him the benefit of the doubt. GOONY GOO-GOO you do your thing Nick Madson
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April 30, 2010 on America, Meet Your New Joke Thief: Nick Madson
This would've been nice to know BEFORE the divorce papers were finalized. :(
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April 30, 2010 on The Better Marriage Blanket Might Actually Be Real
Note to self: stop trying to paint, exercise AND drive a car
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April 29, 2010 on This Is Your Parking Job
It wasn't all Kodak moments for King and wife number 11 as TMZ reveals King was also spotted drugging and taking the girls sister to Dodgers games behind her back.
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April 28, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Larry King At A Dodgers Game
I'm definitely a child-child because as soon as I saw the pics I blurted out "Awesome!" Thank god I'm not employed or have anyone around me ever or this would've been embarrassing. *a single tear*
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April 28, 2010 on Kate Gosselin DOES Look Like A Swamp Monster
These things work in cycles. Next big thing is going to be powdered wigs. And earmuffs. Remember those??
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April 27, 2010 on Teen Korner: Twilight Engagement Rings, So One Day You Can Marry Someone Who Tackily Encourages Your Miserable Obsessions