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 -10Posted on May 22nd | re: Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments (90 comments)

Do everyone the world a huge favor and go kill yourself.
We. Don’t. Need. You.
You. Aren’t. Wanted. Here.
LEAVE AND DIE.

 -6Posted on Mar 20th | re: Stereogum's SXSW Superlatives 2012 (32 comments)

You think these people care what you have to say? You think that your opinion matters? It does not. You have such a tiny, tiny irrelevant voice that cannot make a sound or influence anyone’s thoughts at the end of the day. All of those hours spent blogging and writing on top of the input you deliver here… it’s just white noise. Come back to the dark side…

 +2Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: Leonard Cohen - "Show Me The Place" (9 comments)

I told you these people were not your friends…

 -5Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Watch Lana Del Rey's "Blue Jeans" Live At The Premises (59 comments)

I told you these people would eventually turn against you, Michael_…

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Premature Evaluation: Feist Metals (57 comments)

We have more in common than you like to think, Michael_. You need me. I AM you.

 -1Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Premature Evaluation: Feist Metals (57 comments)

Oh come on, a little harmless trolling never hurt any one…

 -1Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: Premature Evaluation: Feist Metals (57 comments)

Go ahead, Michael_, they want you to want them hate you. You know what to do…

 +4Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: Shut Up, Dude: The Week's Best And Worst Comments (36 comments)

Your blog sucks lol

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Stream Jens Lekman An Argument With Myself EP (11 comments)

I don’t know if I’m ready for that yet. I’m pretty well mannered and well spoken in what I write and cover, so it’d potentially embarrassing to relate my persona here to my more realistic version of me and how I carry myself.

 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Stream Jens Lekman An Argument With Myself EP (11 comments)

No problem. I’m here to help whether it be with what I perceive to be constructive criticism (downvote) or useful comments (upvote.) Been a reader of Stereogum since its beginnings, it’s style inspired me to start my own music site (which I continue fail terrible at.)

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Porcelain Raft - "Come As You Are" (Nirvana Cover) (1 comments)

Couple this with Wavves’ just-releases acoustic cover of Sonic Youth’s “100%” and 1992 alternative kingpins are having a heck of a day.

 +5Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Stream Jens Lekman An Argument With Myself EP (11 comments)

Hey ‘Gum, if you want to put the SoundCloud stream up here and not link to it, you can get the set at Jens’ Soundcloud page. I was having trouble posting the other set on my website as well but kepts getting an error stream.

 -2Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (137 comments)

I don’t blame the writers here at ‘Gum but I think their owners at Buzzmedia have a lot to do with the site not having that added witty, original or edgy personality as it used to. Remember when they’d just post funny stories about musicians that you couldn’t read anywhere else, whether it be praising the band or not? Or how you could read a post and say “Oh this is definitely an Amrit post…” Now they mostly read the same like they’ve been straight off a press release. I’m just being honest, ‘Gum…

 -3Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Girls Hit Jimmy Fallon (9 comments)

I actually wouldn’t mind if GIRLS hit Jimmy Fallon… right square in the kisser.

 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Florence & The Machine - "Shake It Out" (9 comments)

OH MAN WHAT A PIECE OF… great pop music. I can’t deny that I think this is one of the year’s best mainstream songs.

 -4Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (137 comments)

Bands I’ve enjoyed this year (“new” or not)
- Fucked Up (gets enough coverage here)
- Yuck (gets enough coverage here)
- Touche Amore (gets absolutely no coverage here)
- Cerebral Ballzy (gets absolutely no coverage here, should be on this list in place of OFF! who were last year’s token 80s hardcore-like band
- The Men (gets some coverage here but is missing on this list)
- Iceage (gets enough coverage here
- Thursday (still puts out great music, had a great album this year but they’re not hip enough for sites like this)

 +3Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Lloyd - "Dedication To My Ex (Miss That)" Video (5 comments)

This is what you call a booty banger, kids. To all the college readers out there, may this be a reminder that just because you call things of with him or her, it doesn’t mean you need to stop hittin’ it when the both of you got no one else around.

 +4Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Wavves - "Destroy" (Feat. Members Of Fucked Up) (5 comments)

It’s slightly above average but nothing to be gloating publicly about I agree. To play devils advocate to your comment though, most male adult film stars aren’t as big as their bios say. The industry uses tricky camera angles to give the illusion the guy is huge when really most actors are not tall by any means (I read somewhere that 5’7″ is the ideal height) which proportionately makes it appear that their endowment is larger.

 +3Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Wavves - "Destroy" (Feat. Members Of Fucked Up) (5 comments)

Totally off topic but the last time I saw Wavves, there was this amazingly annoying couple who were not only talking during the whole show but were talking about TMI info. The guy kept asking her “Do you like my seven and a half inches? Do you like my seven and a half inches? Is it the biggest you’ve ever had?” Yeah bro you’re cool.

 0Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (137 comments)

Yeah, Scott whipped out his trouncey dick and cock whipped me in the face with that one, I admit.

 +5Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (137 comments)

Let’s not forget Fine Canadian Forces: http://www.finecanadianforces.ca/music.htm

 -6Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (137 comments)

Yeah, Scott whipped out his trouncey dick and cock whipped me in the face with that one, I admit.

theduchess: 29
Team Stereogum: 1

 -1Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Does This Dell Commercial Rip Off Broken Bells? (18 comments)

Does Broken Bells rip off the sound of this comment board collectively snoring?

 -18Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (137 comments)

They probably won’t. You kind of have to do their work for them around here, so I’ll take the opportunity to do so.

(edits in CAPS)
“This New Jersey indie-pop quartet is signed to the Slumberland label, and that’s exactly where they BELONG. “

 0Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Stereogum's 40 Best New Bands of 2011 (137 comments)

Disagree haterbro. These are mostly bands Stereogum has jocked in their Band to Watch series (which usually precede any coverage by Pitchfork.) As much as I bitch about their choice of coverage here, I’ll at least give them credit for breaking wind on a lot of these young acts. (Still ticked about the inclusion of OFF and Weekend, though.. See comments below)