Comments from thehamburglar

Ouch on the unsolicited Japandroids burn! I mean I can handle coming to my favorite blog to have someone explain to me that even though my favorite show is great, its not without its flaws, but to have my favorite album of the summer dumped on in the process? A little harsh. JK, much appreciation for the Breaking Bad recaps, I'll just learn to be a little more guarded in the future
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August 13, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E05: THAT POOR BABY!
What is the world coming to when the multi-camera sitcom no longer represents the apex of creativity and fresh ideas? I can't handle it, whats next, is someone going to make the discovery that another show made crude, groan worthy sex jokes BEFORE Two and a Half Men?
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August 8, 2012 on China’s Newest Hit Show, iPartment, Sounds Great!
So I just moved like 10 days ago, right before all this came out (no pun intended Chick-Fil-A, calm down) and there's literally a Chick-Fil-A like 2 blocks from me and I've never lived near one before. So now every time I drive buy it I think to myself "Screw you, I'm boycotting you, you bigots" but then if I ever pause to think about it, I realize that I've been to a Chick-Fil-A MAYBE once in my life, so I don't know how much of an impact I'm making to their wallets. Still, solidarity! I'll continue stayin the course
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August 2, 2012 on Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A
I hear he practiced being The Worst for many months prior to filming the art house drama Spread. They must be working on a sequel because it seems like he's at it again
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July 26, 2012 on Ashton Kutcher Is A Very Serious Method Actor, NO DUH
2 thumbs up for "Let the Right One In!" it's actually kinda romantic in a naming-your-vagina kinda way
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July 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie
I hated Wedding Crashers because they hit you over the head with the whole "Zach is a jerk, she should be with Owen Wilson!" thing so hard. "Yeah, she's still trying to save the world like a dumb B. I just can't wait to get married so I can start cheating on her like everyday. Also, love is dumb and I hate puppies" I think was an exact quote from that movie
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July 19, 2012 on Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies
I think my Fandango is broken, I can't find tickets for The Dark Knight Lights Up within a 50 mile radius. Must be sold out...
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July 18, 2012 on Rush Limbaugh Uncovers Liberal Plot Buried In The Dark Knight Rises
While watching that clip I had to double check like 5 times to make sure I wasn't watching Gretchen Carlson on Fox News. "So in the past you've been known to say some dumb things that are wrong. How do you respond to allegations that you're an idiot?" Neat journalism!
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July 13, 2012 on CNN’s Carol Costello Respectfully Introduces Her Guest, Bill Nye
"It's hard to make money here" - says the guy with more money than Jay-Z? He seems to be doing alright
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July 6, 2012 on Krispy Kreme – “Stolen Bikes”
I can't believe they missed the opportunity to give Grown Ups 2 a funny subtitle. Let me try "Grown Ups 2: Hey, Who Farted?" There, fixed it
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June 29, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I may not know art, but I know what I'm... f*cking terrified of; and there it is, right there. Nightmare incarnate
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June 27, 2012 on 80 Teddy Ruxpin Dolls Speaking The Internet’s Personal Business
Seems like as good as place as any to say kudos to Louie for offering tour tickets directly through his website and cutting out the god awful TicketMaster/Live Nation middle man. Awesome decision, really works in the best interest of the fan/artist, I hope it works well and more follow suit
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June 26, 2012 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Louis On Leno
Guys, does anyone know when they'll start airing episodes of Johnny Bananas? I've been furiously writing in to TV Guide demanding answers, but so far my efforts have been fruitless. The people need to know, that show looked hilarious. Let's tackle one unsolved Entourage mystery at a time; then we can get back to the movie that will answer all of our burning questions from the finale.
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June 22, 2012 on Entourage: The Movie Is On Its Way!
See also: Chuck Lorre upset not to have received a MacArthur Genius Grant for work on Two and a Half Men
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June 15, 2012 on Seth MacFarlane Once Again Compares Family Guy To Civil Rights
I found it here, can't wait until this song starts burning down the clubs this summer. "Wasn't even scared of the Fireball at the fair? Straight Gangsta"
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May 17, 2012 on New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!)
"This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story"
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May 16, 2012 on Man Stands Alone In Fight Against “All You Can Eat” LIES!!
400 houses is, admittedly, pretty impressive. 400 mouses? Not so much... I doubt Jay-Z is loosing any sleep over that one
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April 30, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: “The Baddest” – Krispy Kreme
BOOOOO fairness! Booooo trees! Down with sharing! I honestly don't understand taking issue with what seem like pretty basic and, dare I say, Christian ideals and more importantly, what is the counter argument these people are teaching their children? "Litter as much as you can and don't share with your classmates; they didn't do anything to earn that green crayon that they seem so intent on using" File under good parenting 101
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February 23, 2012 on WARNING: The Lorax Is Trying To Indoctrinate Your Children!
Damn it, now I'm curious about the Family Guy bit, but too lazy to go searching for something that will surely not be worth the effort, and will likely be pretty close to Kelly's approximation. Any closeted Family Guy fans who would like to fill us in? I will defend you from anyone who tries to pass judgement
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October 5, 2011 on Seth MacFarlane VS. Jon Stewart (VS. Piers Morgan?)
I can't quite figure out why, but for some reason I REALLY want to watch The Slumber Party Massacre all of a sudden. Can't quite put my finger on it...
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September 21, 2011 on A Brief History Of “Between The Legs” Movie Posters
I love me some Sigur Ros, but that song is in serious danger of being (already?) ruined as being to go to "Heartwarming Movie Trailer" theme song
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September 16, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I like how the show treats the Johnny's Bananas story line as if it is one of the most important things to ever occur. "Bro, I really hope the Diceman gets his act together so Johnny's Bananas can finally get to air. America needs to laugh" - all of your co-workers around the water cooler. And people accuse Entourage of not having high enough stakes, the future of Johnny's Bananas hangs in the balance.
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August 22, 2011 on Entourage S08E05: The Greatest Love Stories Ever Told
Don't worry, science will find a way...
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August 9, 2011 on Check Out How Cute This Bear Cub Is
I'm a big fan of these, but I can say without hyperbole that this is the best one so far. Keep up the good work!
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August 7, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 11
In Tarantino's defense, Jaime Foxx is an Oscar winning actor. I believe that the Oscar was for this film
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June 23, 2011 on “I Cast You, Jamie Foxx.” – Quentin Tarantino
How did they convince the entire cast of Napoleon Dynamite to leave their lucrative movie careers? It must be a passion project since they all believe so strongly in the source material
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May 17, 2011 on More, Like, Uh, Upfronts Stuff?
Apparently, and they are both a couple of pranksters
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January 14, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Blue Tooth Man
Couple of brand name droppers. And by the way, that was a whole episode of their show? How do I set my TIVO to record the entire 8 minute long season?
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January 5, 2011 on This Is A Sad And Confusing World And It Is Ending
I wish that the list of changes to the season of Sopranos didn't end in ETC. I could have read that shit all day!
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January 4, 2011 on 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season