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Ah yes, the origins of when we all photoshopped Kelly in her banana sweater onto our hearts!

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February 6, 2014 on David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What?

The mayor of my town is named Max Bacon. Recently during an election year, there was a BBQ restaurant with a giant MAX BACON sign and we made a lot of jokes about whether that was an endorsement or a special order. “I’ll have the max bacon please!”

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February 6, 2014 on You Can Make It Up: Kevin Bacon Wears A Mask To The Store

We all will! In heaven!!!

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February 6, 2014 on How Is Everyone’s Day Today?

That shirt will live on in the Videogum hall of fame.

I think I would get a little too excited about these types of tours.

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February 6, 2014 on Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A “Just Jack” Tshirt
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February 6, 2014 on How Is Everyone’s Day Today?

Hey everyone. I’m going to be gone tomorrow and won’t be able to check the internet but the silver linings cosplaybook is that it’s because I’ll be with my two best friends in the world (not counting mr truck) and they’ll help ease the pain. This means that today is my last day on Videogum and I will make a point to comment later today so that this is not my last comment on Videogum cause that would be too sad.
As others have said, it feels so weird to be this sad about the end of a website, but it’s true that this place was a sanctuary of sorts for a lot of wonderful people and a few people trying to recommend dating sites! I really love this site. Thank you to all who are involved: editors and commenters most of all. It’s as simple as that: thank you and I love you!
I know I will see some of you on twitter and other places but in case I don’t I hope you all continue to jump on trampolines without fear. I hope none of you ever trust a fart. But most of all, I hope you all have wonderful lives and fun stories and great adventures filled with lots of fun internet videos.

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February 6, 2014 on How Is Everyone’s Day Today?

I was going to go to Comic Con this year and we decided not to for a couple of different reasons. We’ll go at some point but honestly, I think if I didn’t have to be around large crowds, didn’t have to wait in line, didn’t have to wonder when the line would move, didn’t have to wonder when I’d be able to go to the bathroom, and didn’t have to spend a ton of money to do those things I would like it very much.

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February 6, 2014 on Comic-Con Is Humanly Impossible

there’s already a truckasaurus on wordpress :( :( :( :(

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February 6, 2014 on The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking

Women : Cats :: Men : Pranks

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February 6, 2014 on The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking

I will always love this post the most of all the WMOAT posts because I loved this movie SO MUCH when it came out, and EVERYTHING said here is right. Kevin Spacey and Annette Benning should go to couples’ therapy or else just make a suicide pact. Now that I’m married and living in the suburbs, this whole “oh poor me in my giant house and wife and family” is so much more garbage than I thought before. If you’re unhappy, you only have yourself to blame and if you’re a grown man who would like to act like and fuck teenagers, you have a very pathetic view of fulfillment. Also the teenage girl is angsty because her parents exist? BARF BARF BARF. Everybody grow up and then kill yourselves.

Thanks again, Gabe, for a wonderful takedown of a real piece of garbage.

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February 5, 2014 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty

1, 2, 3…NOT IT!

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February 5, 2014 on Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge

I know I’m preaching to the choir here but this seriously makes my blood boil.

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February 4, 2014 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself

Yes definitely…although we can’t be certain it wasn’t gwyneth herself…

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February 4, 2014 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself

I tried to watch the first episode but I got too bored.

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February 4, 2014 on Downton Abbey S01E01: All’s Bates That Ends Bates

This is what happens when people raise their kids to be vegetarian and gluten-free. the paleo diet is the real tragedy here.

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February 4, 2014 on Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge

Agree but (and I’m not trying to make fun of her here, it’s an honest question) how dumb is that girl if she doesn’t know why someone would have a cheeseburger? Maybe she is just really dumb. Or maybe she’s never eaten a cheeseburger.

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February 4, 2014 on Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge

I forgot :(

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February 4, 2014 on Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge

Guys. I’m not sorry it’s so big. It wasn’t on purpose, but I’m still not sorry. It’s a serendipitous homage to all the times I posted a photo that turned out to be way too big. Remember the Heinz bottle? That wasn’t me, but that was just a great joke that illustrated how funny it is when someone accidentally posts something way too big.

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February 4, 2014 on Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge

Cat & American Flag stickers? Great idea!

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February 4, 2014 on Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge

I found the WMOAT entry for Greenberg because I had just seen it and thought it was the Worst Movie of All Time. I thought the entry was so funny that I kept coming back to the site, hoping for more WMOAT and then I fell in love with everything else.

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February 4, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something