turdferguson

Comments from turdferguson

More like broccoli-shaped, really... when you look at it... with your eyes...
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November 26, 2013 on Convincing Your Girlfriend To Maybe Buy You A Private Heart-Shaped Island, Like Angelina Jolie Bought Brad Pitt?
It got less than a 7.0 from Pitchfork so by indierock law nobody gives a shit.
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September 25, 2013 on Okkervil River Albums From Worst To Best
So many noms for Louis C.K. and nothing for 'Lincoln'?! Disgraceful.
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July 18, 2013 on The 2013 Emmy Nominations
So, just to recap, James never gets dunked on and he don't ever cry... but he also most definitely always steal bikes, rob houses and murder middle-aged women, that is when he is not working part-time as a security guard at a local hospital, where his own mother is functioning as the world's most corrupt and homicidal nurse. And he still manages to maintain a steady girlfriend and shoot hoops recreationally?! Dude's got it together.
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June 6, 2013 on Froggy Fresh – “Dunked On”
Don't forget that sweet tinfoil trophy!
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June 6, 2013 on Froggy Fresh – “Dunked On”
Jen Wood did sing on 'Nothing Better' but otherwise Jenny Lewis sang most of the female backing vocals, on for example "We Will Become Silhouettes".
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February 20, 2013 on Give Up Turns 10
So Death Cab for Cutie are definitely playing their wedding right?
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February 6, 2013 on COUPLE ALERT: CODE RED — BLAIR W. AND SETH C.
Billy Eichner is the best. He climbed to the top of my favourite people in the world ladder when he did his batshit insane report from the opening night of Madonna's tour... in Tel Aviv... VOGUE MOTHERFUCKER
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October 25, 2012 on Billy Eichner Gets The Official Videogum “Stamp Of Approval”
THAT VIDEO PLAYER DOESN'T WORK SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!!
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October 17, 2012 on Can We Ever Hope To Recapture The Magic Of The Original Trapped In The Closet
God that is so true.
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October 1, 2012 on Still Just So Excited About This
If you're religion is dated pop culture then you're not really an atheist are you?
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October 1, 2012 on Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards
Hey let's face it guys, he's the closest to a young Billy Crystal we've got. And by a young Billy Crystal I mean a middle aged showtune-wielding frozen-smiled dinosaur. It's really a no brainer when you think about it. PLUS the voices you guys.
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October 1, 2012 on Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards
No the Lynch thing ended last week. But last night featured a long sequence of Louie wrestling with a doll which was just the best, and you are just gonna have to trust me on that one.
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September 28, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I like listening to Sonic Youth and i loved the last installment of Louie last night. So great.
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September 28, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
So... 9 grammys = candy aficionado?
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September 26, 2012 on It Turns Out This Is Just An Ad For Candy
This was pretty bad. I will say that Bobby Moynihan going "Damn, WHOSE PINOT GRIGIO IS THIS!?" just about dragged this episode up from the murky depths of tv hell for me.
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September 24, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Mumford & Sons
Ok, that's it. I can't take this, it's the middle of the night here, i'm going to bed. Enjoy everybody! Can't wait to check back with you tomorrow!
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
What, the Amazing Race is still on?
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
I'll take one for Scandinavia then...
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
It's been a tough year for him http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/17/jon-cryer-bike-crash-tmz-live-die-death/
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
Of course not. Noone can.
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
Jesus christ, really? What is this?
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
No, I don't think America understands the depth of the well of comedy that springs from Sofia Vergara's accent quite yet.
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread
Does Matthew Perry have a cold?
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September 23, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread