Comments from twinkles

Eggs, all the way down.
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January 23, 2013 on Things That Would Be More Surprising To See Come Out Of An Egg
First offense: Asshole Hat Second offence: Asshole Hat and Shirt Third offence: Asshole tattooed on their foreheads Fourth offence: Taken out back and shot
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December 20, 2012 on Miss Venezuela Is OUR Generation’s Miss South Carolina
The most shocking thing about this photo is that she has a tan line. She doesn't tan naked?
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December 20, 2012 on Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden
I was punched in the face in the 7th grade while standing up for a friend who was being picked on in art class of all places. The fist came out of absolutely nowhere and shocked me because it had never before occurred to me that someone would use violence as a response to anything. The shock followed by the pain led me to burst into tears (the MOST embarrassing part of the whole experience) and the teacher called the principal and the puncher got in trouble. This was my universal male coming of age moment but I'm a girl. This may explain some things.
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November 8, 2012 on Vincent Kartheiser Sure Gets Punched In The Face A Lot!
Nothing could top the wonderful MTV's Wuthering Heights released in 2003 but a modern take on the mid 1990s based on the clothing.
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September 26, 2012 on Updating Wuthering Heights For Its NBC Adaptation
Week Tosh.0 comes to mind.
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August 22, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Grimm is pretty okay but I wonder if I only like it because I recognize all the places they film. My friend hates it because they're always blocking off streets near where she works downtown. This was a fascinating story and to apologize I recommend BBC drama series. All of them. Hunted looks like it'll be great!
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August 7, 2012 on Is Revolution Going To Be This Year’s The Event Alcatraz Terra Nova The River?
Or at least make your bed.
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July 30, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Don’t Borrow Money From Octomom
Pitch Perfect is going to be fabulous in the exact same way that the Step Up sequels are. I leave the interpretation of fabulous up to you.
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June 15, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Monsters, we see you. You are alive and you exist and that means something to someone on this planet, at least for now. Please don't feel the need to go onto TV to discover this.
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June 7, 2012 on Our Dreams Are So Small
(James Franco seems like a dork to me, at least, on the occasions when my ex-girlfriend tuned in while I happened to be around.)
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May 30, 2012 on James Franco Breaks His Legendary Silence On HBO’s Girls
This is merely a small taste of the full experience "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool" in which Mr T teaches us all how to avoid drugs, dress well and treat your mother right. The full video is available here:
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May 9, 2012 on Girl Stuff: Take Fashion Advice Wherever You Can Get It
While I use comparisons to Battle Royale and Running Man when compelling people to read the books, it is unfair to state that it is "just" white Battle Royale. It has elements of The Lottery and other great stuff all mish-moshed together into a fun, fast read.
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Hardness is reserved as a measuring system for dicks and diamonds. How can Luke Wright be NYC's hardest cop unless they're referring to the rigidity of his penis? I firmly believe that there is an annual hardness competition for the nation's police force and that Jason Statham could take home that swell trophy.
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November 11, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
What software decides the "related" videos to the right on YouTube? Because it is either genius or insane. A reenactment: Ricky Perry, Rick Perry... Rick Perry... Herman Cain ... scroll scroll scroll... what to do when your crack itches in public. Wait what?
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November 10, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Rick Perry Blooper
This is what happens when you let the new kids in to play. Nothing is where you put it.
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
You should all rehearse commenting more. #morehomo
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. But I am pretty sure the flaw lies with me and not you.
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September 16, 2011 on This Week In GIFs
The original Killing was so supremely excellent (and I watched almost all of it over a single weekend in a state of addiction) that I couldn't bring myself to watch this version. After reading recaps I know that this was the correct decision. I highly recommend the original but warn you that if you watch it as quickly as I did that you may find yourself thinking that you can speak Danish.
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June 20, 2011 on The Killing Season One Finale
She could show greater range if someone would give her a role of a woman who is capable of closing her mouth.
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May 27, 2011 on Well, This Lindsay Lohan “Short Film” Is Terrible