dadcokerock party

Like in my state instead of Magellan we’d just call you Mags. But if you lived in in South Jersey they’d prob call you “Fags or Magina”. Again, I’d like to reiterate that I’m from North Jersey and fully support your alternative lifestyle.

Def check out Wanted Dead or Alive. It’s this band from New Jersey but the ALT part comes in when the horse is made out of steel instead of horse meat.

I’m from Budd Lake and nobody cares you’re from Ridgewood. Do you also like Titus Andronicus cause they are from New Jersey too, which always seems to come up whenever a Jersey band is decent. Like does anyone on here know where Wavves is from? Or Feist? Or Weezer orig? It’s as if anything good that comes from New Jersey must be credited to the state to make up for all the other garbage Belmar shits out. That said, I’m from North Jersey. I wanted to be specific about that.

I know Ryan Adams is DadRock but this album is like the part of being a dad where you have to fuck to qualify.

Much more fun then Dubstepping or mathrocking, just sayin.

This is the same thing Joaquim Phoenix did, because he is also an assclown.

This just reminds us that when we die we never get to come back, ever. I mean not like for a long time, but ever. Like before you were born but forever and there’s no middle part where you get to try sushi for the first time. It’s important to remember this because there is absolutly nothing you can do about this and no way you can change your inescapable fate and you are completely powerless except you Mark Pesapane of 13 Bridal Lane Pepack Gladstone NJ. You are our only hope. There’s still time. You must get out of the house

Don’t worry, tonight Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain and Jimmy Hendrix and Frank Sinatra are all jamming in heaven and it really really really sucks.

It’s like saying the Taco Bell is going to attempt to produce a taco without the slow guy from high school that sweeps the floors.