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Thank you so much to all of the editors and commenters for everything. I've only commented a few times because I'm too lazy to log in, but this site has been one of my first stops every morning (and countless times during the day) for the past 3 years. Thanks especially to Kelly, whose weekly Petting Zoos and other sweet and clever posts helped get me through a rough senior year in college, a huge move to NYC from the South, countless job rejections, and eventually the long days of office work. I will miss this place more than I am comfortable saying out loud. Thank you everyone for being so wonderful and funny and supportive. Kelly, I hope you find another job very soon, and if you would like a strange woman in NYC to buy you a beer, let me know. If anyone would like to twitter follow/stalk me (as I have many of you), my twitter handle is @MAHGAHN. Goodbye, sweet blog. You were too precious for this world.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
He DOES. It's set in his hometown of Belfast, Ireland and also stars perfect person Gillian Anderson.
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December 2, 2013 on David Beckham On Who Should Play David Beckham In A David Beckham Movie
Have you seen Jamie Dornan in the Fall? He is very good at making you feel attracted to a serial killer and then feeling really uncomfortable about it.
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December 2, 2013 on David Beckham On Who Should Play David Beckham In A David Beckham Movie
Definitely more impressive than the "Happy Birthday Jesus" lights that are up year round in my parent's neighborhood.
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November 26, 2013 on Ugh, These Christmas Light Guinness World Records Come Earlier And Earlier Every Year
The weird, musical "Alice in Wonderland" adult film from the 70s that I've definitely never downloaded nor seen?
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November 13, 2013 on The Videogum “Why Don’t YOU Caption It?!” Contest: Blockbuster’s Last Rental
That is an amazing group costume! I wish my high school friends and I had thought of that and also that I had had more friends in high school. My best friend and I would shout "I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!" at each other though and it never got old. BRB, I'm gonna go post Teen Girl Squad quotes on her FB page.
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October 15, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Woah, sorry about the huge image, guys. I'm also a little not sorry because LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE I DIE
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October 14, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I try not to ship real people, but that Gillian/David AMA is making it real difficult. https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q85/s720x720/1378406_339201989556912_1225618599_n.jpg
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October 14, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
The full phrase is actually "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." So blood refers to a blood pact, or choosing a relationship with someone (or making a blood-bound agreement) is stronger than the ties you happen to have through birth. #truefactsonly
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September 11, 2013 on Nicolas Cage Explains The Term “Waterfather,” Probably Has A Pretty Chill Relationship With His Family!
Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (Nailed it)
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May 6, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Mother’s Day Movies
I'm not sure if this counts as a celebrity dream, but I once dreamed that I was Harry Potter. It was pretty cool until I died on a jungle gym deathtrap and became a ghost who also had a wheelchair. Being ghost Harry Potter in a ghost wheelchair was tough, you guys. I was also grappling with my sad, unrequited love for Hermione after I became a ghost. I'm a straight women, so this was a really confusing dream overall.
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May 3, 2013 on What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream?
I saw Prince Avalanche at Tribeca Film Festival, and I didn't really like it. At least half of it is shaky cam, and the other half is shots of random ants, trees, and Paul Rudd's mustache. I was looking forward to a comedy after the super depressing documentary Bridgroom that I watched earlier in the week, and there were a few funny moments but it wasn't what I expected.
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May 3, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I think the leprechaun (or crackhead, according to witnesses) was just spotted in the tree. I wasn't living there at the time, so I don't know any more than the infamous news segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
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March 29, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Papa John’s Deliver Driver Robbery
This was beautifully written, Gabe. Also, this was my tip! I am available to sign any and all autographs and answer questions about South Alabama, the home of perfect pizza heists and the Mobile leprechaun. http://www.missfidget.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/leprechaun_sketch_mobile.jpg
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March 29, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Papa John’s Deliver Driver Robbery
You are a thrifty saint. Thank you! I found another alternative from Oasis: http://www.oasis-stores.com///fcp-product/3170114519 Polyvore is also good for finding similar pieces of clothing, and you can be super specific in your searches: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/shop?price.currency=USD&price.from=0&price.to=50&tid=75824950
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March 29, 2013 on Today, Katherine Chloe Cahoon Teaches Us An Important Lesson
Damn it, KCC. I muted your video, so I have no idea what you are saying, but I need your dress. And I found it using my superior Googling skills and general boredom at work, but I can't afford it. Damn you. (http://www1.bloomingdales.com/shop/product/vince-camuto-cap-sleeve-lace-dress?ID=677909&PartnerID=LINKSHARE&cm_mmc=LINKSHARE-_-n-_-n-_-n&LinkshareID=Hy3bqNL2jtQ-e9Meqr1S8UabP7a.EMZASg)
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March 29, 2013 on Today, Katherine Chloe Cahoon Teaches Us An Important Lesson
Even though I have a Jeep Wrangler that is at least two feet off of the ground, I always check under my car for ankle-grabbing hillbillies who kidnap you , lock you in a cage, and then hunt you for sport.
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February 26, 2013 on Never Leave The House
I just realized that I've been misreading "Aphrodisiac Lollipops" as "Amnesiac Lollipops." *Cancels order.*
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February 7, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Well, did you see inkblot Jesus?!
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February 4, 2013 on Paranormal Activity: Ghost Confirmed Through Shocking Footage
Alternate theory: the cell phone is haunted/secretly murdering people. He should salt and burn it. Just to be safe.
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February 4, 2013 on Paranormal Activity: Ghost Confirmed Through Shocking Footage