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I hadn’t heard that episode, but I just looked it up to see if it was about the same grad student I knew who did the same thing. Nope, someone else. I suppose raising a botfly must be fairly common among Entomologists who travel to tropical regions because who else has an adult botfly in their insect collections? Only the most badass of nerds, that’s who. He said the worst part was having to listen to the maggot chewing right behind his ear while he was trying to go to sleep. He also told me a story that he knew of another grad student who apparently helped out a friend get revenge on an ex who cheated on him by sneaking him some ascaris worm eggs, which he proceeded to covertly dump into the cheating ex’s cereal and leave. I’m not sure if this story is true, but the moral is apparently don’t fuck with invertebrate biologists.

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August 6, 2010 on Now We Will All Have Seen This Video About A Teenager With A Maggot Growing In His Eyeball

Oh, so THAT’S what it means

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August 4, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?

And millions of people around the world continued to starve.

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June 21, 2010 on This Is Your Pizza

To answer your question,

NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!

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June 18, 2010 on The YouTube Search Function Free E-Card Game: Father’s Day Edition

Oh. Of course I should mention that this is my dad:

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June 18, 2010 on The YouTube Search Function Free E-Card Game: Father’s Day Edition

My brother and I used to play this same game with my dad, but it wasn’t very fun. In fact, it was pretty scary.

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June 18, 2010 on The YouTube Search Function Free E-Card Game: Father’s Day Edition

That sounds like fun, friend, but I am having trouble opening your link in my America Online window. Do you think there’s something wrong with my DOSRAM?

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June 18, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: American Moustache Champion

Who cares!!! My boyfriend is the same with me! He is eight years older than me, lol

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June 17, 2010 on Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology

They cut out the part after the apology where he said, “PSYCHE! Just kidding, fella!”
Way to quote mine, Media Matters.

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June 17, 2010 on Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology

Don’t forget the yard sign protection!

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June 17, 2010 on Dale Peterson Is Back, And He Still Needs To Relax!

Notsewfast, this morning:

Godsauce better watch his back.

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June 17, 2010 on These Ain’t Your Daddy’s The Smurfs! (Quick Question: What Are Smurfs?)

I was worried that Birdie had chased you up a tree.

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June 16, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Perez Hilton Belongs In Jail

2 Fast 2 McFlurryous

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June 16, 2010 on McDonald’s Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe

“Has Gabe been working out? Gabe looks like he’s been working out.”
– Omar

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June 15, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Gabe And Omar From The Wire

Fess up. Which one of you monsters is responsible for this comment?

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June 15, 2010 on This Guy Met Julie Andrews

Way too many “as the girl said to the soldier” opportunities in this section of the comments.

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June 14, 2010 on Gabe And Max’s 100 Seconds Gabe And Max Read Some Fan Mail

Why use MS Paint when you have real photos?

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June 14, 2010 on That’s Your Coach: This Coach Wally Backman

Awww. You suck at Photoshop* too, shoogyboom!

*We love you

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June 11, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

It really is one of the best defenses.

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June 11, 2010 on R. Kelly Opens The World Cup, Obviously