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These Roseland shows will sell out faster than Metallica did from a career standpoint. Hiyo!
*For an alternate, and possibly more impactful version of this joke, please substitute “Weezer” for “Metallica.”
No joke – I just played this clip and within the first 25 seconds, I involuntarily and simultaneously crapped into my hand while snorting a line of staples. Now I’m sitting here with a marketing report I’ll have to tape together and a palm ful of assdirt.
These are the days of our lives.