Comments from ZillaMonster

OMG you had a real life Germany or Florida experience. I'm so not jealous!
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January 5, 2011 on Florida Sucks
Downvoted for a Louis CK reference? Where's the sense of humor around here?
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August 24, 2010 on Woman Throws Cat In Garbage Can, Now Can We Please Throw Woman In Jail
What did that shitty cat do to that poor woman?
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August 24, 2010 on Woman Throws Cat In Garbage Can, Now Can We Please Throw Woman In Jail
All he's missing is some thick plastic-framed glasses like Paul from the Wonder Years.
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August 20, 2010 on Spike Can Dance: Floor Moves
This guy should cover "Pants On the Ground".
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August 20, 2010 on Street Performers Rule Everything Around Me
Awwwwh! Faggy! MMMMwwwwah! I'm so fuzzy inside.
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August 20, 2010 on Gabe And Max’s Most Revealing Video Yet: Guy’s Night Out
She's a giant bitchface which means she is alright by me!
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August 19, 2010 on Encyclopedia Monsters And The Case Of Chelsea Handler And The VMAs
He reminds me of one of those chattering Halloween skulls.
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August 19, 2010 on Gary Busey Is Definitely The Perfect Person To Align With Your Product
I like (I mean hate) the part where they are scooping the bees up like so many jellybeans.
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August 19, 2010 on That’s Your Car: Wake County Sheriff’s Car Covered In So Many Bees
This makes me cringe even harder as my son inches towards his teens...
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August 19, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Leroy Fucking Jenkins
Whoever told them that this song was a good idea needs to be caught and severly punished.
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December 18, 2009 on This Song About AIDS Is Great (Not So Great)
My son's name comes out as "The Incident" in Jersy Shore Name Generator. My husband said, "Shouldn't it be 'The Accident'"? Then we all laughed and laughed and laughed.
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December 16, 2009 on Snooki And The Situation Were On The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien For Some Reason
Omigodyouguys! Fred Willard is totally my new boyfriend.
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December 16, 2009 on Bag Your Face!
Oh man, the guy who invented Dickies is gonna be SO pissed.
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December 16, 2009 on Necky Says, “Scarves Are For Assholes!”
I love her, but she is totally unrecognizeable in these spots for some reason. I never would have realized it was her.
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December 10, 2009 on You Guys, we Should Buy More Target
Bobby Bottleservice is totally my boyfriend.
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December 10, 2009 on Bobby Bottleservice’s Audition Tape For MTV’s Jersey Shore
We're on the news, talking about the mayor's genitals." Doesn't he know it's poor form to refer to yourself in the third person?
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December 10, 2009 on That’s Your Mayor: Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake
If you guys think this guy stole money to feed his child, you are fooling yourself. If you need food for your kid, they have these things called food banks and food stamps available. No armed robbery required! This guy walked into a business and put a loaded gun in someone's face. Who gives a shit if he cried about it afterwards. There is no exuse for what he did. How can anyone have sympathy for this douchebag?
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October 23, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Crybaby*
Fuck you if you didn't cry. Have you no heart? Does Must-See-TV mean NOTHING to you?
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October 9, 2009 on Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread!
Somehow she manages to be boring even when she is SINGING and DANCING. It's really amazing, actually.
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July 24, 2009 on So Katie Holmes Thinks She Can Dance (Lazy Friday Post Title)
He seems sort of bitter and angry about being picked on in high school. Sort of.
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July 24, 2009 on We Are All Aging Anakin Skywalkers
I do this exact same thing every night, except with a glass of wine in one hand and kids screaming in the next room. Where the hell is my cooking show?
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July 24, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Recipe For Roasted Chicken
Knowing it's a joke ruined it for me.
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May 30, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy
The babies look like aborted fetuses. WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT! TOTALLY CUTE??
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May 29, 2009 on How About These Pygmy Jerboa Babies?
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May 28, 2009 on There’s A New Cutest Animal In The World
That much cuteness in one place should be illegal.
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May 25, 2009 on Who Knew Baby Anteaters Were Adorable?
Ok well that just makes me feel stupid for being afraid! Taken out of context, most of the shit from Twin Peaks is hilarious.
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May 21, 2009 on Remember When Twin Peaks Was Just A Network TV Show?
I still have nightmares about that weird dream with the dancing dwarf. I don't even know why it scares me, but it really does.
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May 20, 2009 on Remember When Twin Peaks Was Just A Network TV Show?