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I hate to out myself as a Twilight reader, but you are incorrect with your factoids. The kid does age rapidly, and she stops aging after 7 years, BUT that's just how long it takes her to reach adulthood. Then she stops aging, forever. So, Jacob WILL get laid, don't worry.
+17 | 6/13/12 12:44 PM
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Thankfully there are no pictures of my n' boyfriend on the couch in the back. i looked rough, despite my videogum t-shirt (which i thought would be one of many... wrong. nerd). Also, FYI, I was the chick during Max's set with the Coldplay tattoo... damn white wine for whispering in my ear that it would be funny to say that out loud to a room full of people who are far cooler than I.
+2 | 9/11/10 8:58 PM
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If any NYC monsters need a lady singer to bring your dream to life, hit me up. :)
+4 | 9/2/10 1:15 AM
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how did this happen? seriously, how did this get here?
0 | 8/28/10 1:08 AM
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Major props to my boyfriend for posting this on my facebook. It takes a team effort to make monster magic happen.
0 | 8/25/10 3:48 PM
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I now consider my unemployment to be worth it. :)
0 | 8/25/10 3:39 PM
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No, I took the front door with my Office Max organizer in one hand, and a snotty, tear stained napkin in the other. :)
+7 | 8/13/10 7:18 PM
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yay big top peewee.
+1 | 8/13/10 7:03 PM
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Hey Monsters- Guess who has two thumbs and got fired today? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/adgied/thumbs-up.jpg Any of you NYC monsters got any leads on some part time work?
+16 | 8/13/10 7:02 PM
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thank god someone said something about those hearts. That was basically the point where he was subconsciously trying to warn us all that he is literally a serial murderer.
+3 | 8/12/10 4:27 PM
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Whoever took the time to arrange that for an entire marching band... http://www.artie.com/20040809/arg-handshake-blackbg-207x165-url.gif This is a beautiful way to break out of that horrible Thursday morning funk (why oh why isn't it Friday? it feels like it should be Friday).
+8 | 8/12/10 9:42 AM
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AAAAh. Stupid filter at work won't let me see it. Apparently it's adult content? Someone help me!
+3 | 8/11/10 9:56 AM
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How are there so many gifs of Prince making this face?
+10 | 8/11/10 9:51 AM
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Shit, this lady just made me remember how good McNuggets are. Damn my girlfriend, I was just getting straight. (TWSS)
+4 | 8/10/10 2:07 PM
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Awesome. That made me happy.
+6 | 8/6/10 4:54 PM
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Sigh... apparently I'm a sucker, cuz I liked it. I really like Eminem's new album. I really like looking at Dominic Monaghan's mouth. I think the visuals were effective. I think we were supposed to be disturbed by this video, so it wins.
+6 | 8/6/10 9:45 AM
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Please go the website RIGHT NOW. This person is BRILLIANT. CAPS level brilliant.
+8 | 8/5/10 4:39 PM
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I am very frightened. I have a feeling this woman has the preserved corpses of drifters propped up in various positions all around her house.
+22 | 8/5/10 4:27 PM
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oh man, i used to be so good at these, but that just took me about 3 minutes to see... farewell, my youth.
+1 | 8/4/10 8:41 AM
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harsh, but fair.
+6 | 8/3/10 2:10 PM
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