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Yep, can't sit through more than a minute of that fucking abomination. What the fuck is wrong with you, with your awful hair color and your no humanity? You see an envelope full of money next to a girl scout, so there must be some Samoas nearby, and you don't even THINK that maybe there are some things SO MUCH MORE VALUABLE than money?
I don't think that's a great comparison (Harmon doesn't appear onscreen, it's not a fictionalized account of his life, the title isn't his name...)- but I do agree that the Community that we knew is pretty much gone. All I meant was "Get behind the curtain, wizard. I don't need to know who you are to enjoy this show, and if I do, it probably means you're doing something wrong!"
For all the great entertainment that Dan Harmon has brought me, I feel like when one becomes too familiar with the name of the creator of a television show that one enjoys, things have gone off the rails a bit.
If I may elaborate: "but all the intense media coverage and memorializing of teen suicide victims probably has as much to do with the epidemic as the bullying itself." SERIOUSLY? Sometimes a limb is unpopular because it is THE WRONG FUCKING LIMB. The way to solve bully-related suicides is probably closer to society sending clearer messages about acceptance and tolerance than it is to pointing out what weak, sad little cowards those dead children are IS ALL I AM SAYING JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK.
Whoops. Uh-oh. You nailed it.
(paraphrasing) "I am going to let a man turn you into a human centipede if you don't stop crying." -Peter Baelish, being not-terribly-concerned with obviously being a terrifying villain of this story
I think the whole series should tease us with, and eventually reveal, how Hellraiser killed our mother.
Hold up, did he seriously call Neil deGrasse Tyson a son of a b**ch?
That must have been a LOT of fucking money.
Why the fuck is Geraldo Rivera still a thing?
Wow, I'm glad I wasn't there. Fucking doll. Always did scare me.
Lucille Bluth is one of my favorite characters, and Mitt Romney is swiftly getting up there as well. OMFGI'MDYINGLOL
I'm not *actually* Betty White, you know. But you may remove what you wish.
So, there has been some question as to whether Olivia Munn is sufficiently geeky to be a "geek icon." I think using an app to sext Captain Kirk pretty much puts that one to rest. My hat is off to you, ma'am.
Wait, that's the same guy? Who is that, her kid or something?! Polythene Pam, you have turned this whole thing so much weirder for me.
Theon's homecoming (...both of them). The chain.
And for the record, I didn't stop watching because I was so horribly offended - only a little offended and uncomfortable - I stopped watching because I just got kind of bored and said "fuck it, I'm going to play Skyrim some more before bed."
I also enjoyed the monologue. I actually stopped watching during 'Scared Straight,' but I want to check out the rest of it. Very much agree with you on "she seemed to be trying etc etc endearing."
Don't worry, if I get the triforce tattoo I am seriously considering, I'll take some of the heat off all y'all. OH MAN I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS SHOW.
I actually think there is a distinction, but only insofar as this - SNL couldn't and wouldn't do a sketch (please correct me if you can think of a relatively recent example) that was five straight minutes of jokes about raping women. But raping men is funny! Because prison! And everyone in prison deserves whatever they get! LOLOLOL! Essentially you are, of course, correct, and rape jokes are no-cool. Damn you, Lindsay Lohan, for forcing us to be in such a Seriousgum place on Monday morning...
Oof, yes. I don't think I've ever actually said "Wow, that person is reading cue cards" during SNL before.
The 'Scared Straight' sketch is a disjointed, unfunny parade of stupid, awful prison rape jokes, and LiLo was pretty bad, BUT "And I'm Lindsay Lohan" did make me LOL.
Any excuse to make contact with Ryan Gosling, or his pants, and heavens-to-betsy make him SMILE (or make him in some way wet), is forgivable.
Spot on. Love YOU, Gabe. Pretty homo.
A drug addict with a nonexistent career on SNL?!?! *fans self*
:( They never go for the nice...whatever it is I'm supposed to be around here...
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Why did I bother clicking on this post, in hopes that this was not the content of the very first comment?
You think that's awful and condescending? Your fear might just be of shrinks. My positive opinion of Dr. Zasio was formed when I saw her trudging through piles of people's secondhand garbage and adult diapers. Why would she do that? She does not look like the kind of person who would do that! And yet she does. Or she did. Now she's holding people's hands as they cry in the face of cats.
So, I love astronomy. Love space. Love the bright side of sci-fi/future stuff. Kind of bummed that I'll never be chilling in Jupiter's orbit. Though not so bummed, because the idea of looking out a window and just getting a face full of Jupiter fills me with a deep sort of pants-shitting terror. Love space. Scared of big space things. Or maybe the notion of falling through nothing, toward a monstrous gravity beast whose sheer life-destroying, gargantuan malice would make our own planet's casual indifference seem like a loving caress?
You do not watch too much Hoarders if you don't follow Dr. Zasio on Facebook, and so knew this show was coming a few weeks ago. Somehow I didn't know it premiered! "My ridiculous Animal phobia" seemed like it was worth missing. I was wrong!
Shooting Sophia in the face is so much better than breaking the legs of a chicken and throwing Sophia that for breakfast. That was unpleasant.
"The therapist"? I'm sorry, that is Dr. Robin Zasio.
I love this kid. And I love Portal. And I love how he is somehow immune from the deep, crushing sense of existential terror that I associate with the games. And the sadness. The heart-melting, eye-wetting sadness of it.
I really appreciate your definition of "Fuck you money." It's a phrase I find very amusing, and that was a helpful discussion of its exact meaning. My favourite drink is toilet.
I hope Eddie dates a furrie and Marilyn tries to explain to the family that she's not just being open-minded about his werewolfiness, and it turns into a parable about how you shouldn't fetishize people who are different just because their thick fur and sharp claws might seem "exotic" to you.