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Me at the book signing: "Oh, Hi Mark."
+11 | 6/13/11 10:18 AM
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Little known fact: The Three Laws of Robotics originally had four laws: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. 4. A robot must always be making me cookies.
+8 | 6/13/11 10:17 AM
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You Betcha Life
0 | 5/25/11 9:30 PM
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Sarah, Palin Tall.
+6 | 5/25/11 9:30 PM
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"Fire doesn't burn a dragon" kinda sounds like something he would say, actually.
+5 | 5/23/11 11:28 AM
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If you can't find the trunk space, just cram it in the boot.
+5 | 5/23/11 10:39 AM
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So this sketch reminded me of an old SNL Paul Simon sketch I saw on Comedy Central a few years back. He remembered random people who came to his concert, but then Garfunkel came out on stage and Simon didn't remember him. I'm still trying to decide if that was intentional, a coincidence, or if I just watch way too much television.
+5 | 5/23/11 10:31 AM
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I'm with Miss Rabbit. I would like all three of them to play Tammy I.
+3 | 5/20/11 1:21 PM
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"This Must Be The Place." -- what the This Must Be The Place DVD said, upon being immediately placed in the bargain DVD bin.
+27 | 5/19/11 1:56 PM
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Spanx You and Good Night.
+5 | 5/18/11 6:22 PM
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Some Like it Hot Flashes
+2 | 5/18/11 6:17 PM
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I wish I could have kept up today, but unfortunately I appear to be the Mayor of Crazytown (Crazytown being work). I'm catching up right now, and may I say well done, Superglue!
+1 | 5/10/11 10:25 PM
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My Guess? He become a total PREDATOR, and finds himself a nice pair of TWINS who go COMMANDO. Also Kindergarten Cop.
+4 | 5/10/11 1:07 PM
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My sister and I went to Disney for her college graduation (judge, but drink your way around EPCOT and you'll sing a different tune). We could not believe the amount of kids in strollers who should be walking around. That page could just be populated with WDW pictures and they would have enough for a lifetime.
+3 | 5/9/11 2:58 PM
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"The Video you Requested is Not Available." Finally, my computer network exercises some taste!
+7 | 5/9/11 1:32 PM
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I thought Bolton killed it. I really liked the digital short this week.
+16 | 5/9/11 12:16 PM
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My sister is pregnant and taking a birthing class. She basically described this video they watched in class to me...and it sounded exactly like this.
+4 | 5/9/11 12:15 PM
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I will never need to watch that again, since it is now burned into my corneas forever. PS My boyfriend would never wear a Lebron jersey. Never.
+3 | 5/9/11 11:10 AM
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I believe every member of the blogger union is entitled to both an unlimited number of vacation days and an unlimited supply of Funyuns. Welcome Guest Bloggers! This will be fun!
+18 | 5/9/11 9:26 AM
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Congratulations! What a beautiful baby!
+8 | 4/29/11 10:44 PM
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Adam Scott Gif Fridays are the best.
+6 | 4/29/11 12:58 PM
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All my Chicago alert things are like "Watch the Transformers trailer...Chicago is destroyed!" Why would I want to see that? I LIVE HERE. THAT'S WHERE ALL MY STUFF IS.
+31 | 4/29/11 10:35 AM
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I look at those outfits and I realize that today and Halloween are the only days where Lady Gaga looks like everyone else.
+20 | 4/29/11 9:51 AM
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Who ordered the old cooterburger with cheese?
+3 | 4/28/11 11:11 AM
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I drink your Butterbeer. I drink it all up. #harrypotterizedmovielines, anyone?
+37 | 4/28/11 10:00 AM
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Public Anemones Tiptoes...Through the Tulips Love and Other Bugs
+3 | 4/27/11 5:52 PM
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May the 4th be with you, R2.
+8 | 4/27/11 5:41 PM
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The Wicker May Basket Man
+3 | 4/27/11 5:40 PM
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The Not-so-big Chill (You only need a light jacket)
+9 | 4/27/11 5:39 PM
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Some say her ovaries shrunk three sizes that day.
+3 | 4/27/11 5:16 PM
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And suddenly, no one ever watched Lady and the Tramp ever again.
+7 | 4/26/11 6:34 PM
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I figured it out - Gabe has decided that rather than do WMOT posts, he's going to Time Travel, Kill Hitler, and do WMOT posts about movies that haven't even been written yet. F@#$*%g Genius.
+10 | 4/25/11 6:43 PM
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To say Paul Rudd is unattractive in this movie is to say that 80% of the guys I know are unattractive. Jeez, I need to move. And yet...I'd hit that.
+4 | 4/25/11 10:18 AM
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My takeaway from the Dean montage: "Dude, the Dean is ripped."
+8 | 4/22/11 5:54 PM
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There will be More Blood
+2 | 4/22/11 5:41 PM
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The man teaches Spanish. They use upside down question marks. Shu didn't stand a chance.
+4 | 4/20/11 4:33 PM
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They are going to dance to Duck Sauce's Barbra Streisand. I heard it for the first time the other day. It's pretty much the greatest song ever, and I've already memorized all the lyrics.
+5 | 4/20/11 4:30 PM
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It was the worst cover on Glee ever. Good riddance GOOP, I say.
+7 | 4/20/11 4:28 PM
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Change "meatballs" to "oatmeal cookies," "girls" to "dudes," and we have the same Time Machine to-do list.
+6 | 4/20/11 11:44 AM
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Why does Gary Busey always look like he's about to start melting? He's one errant candle away from being a puddle of wax on the floor.
+17 | 4/19/11 1:36 PM
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