Vince McMahon: The ceremony takes place at a small arena in Bakersfield. Nominated people walk in to rap-metal versions of their movie theme songs. For the Irving Thalberg Award match, Spielberg will give a ten minute rant about how George Lucas was like a brother to him before he betrayed him. They will then stand less than a foot apart and have a stare down until Harrison Ford runs into the ring and hits Lucas in the back of the head with a folding chair. Ford and Spielberg will then fake kick Lucas in the ribs until Martin Scorsese sneaks into the ring, taps them on the shoulders, and punches them both in the face in slow motion while a Rolling Stones song plays. After chasing Spielberg and Lucas out of the ring, Scorsese will present Lucas with the award in the form of a giant gold belt.
After announcing the best picture, Dame Judi Dench will dive 10 feet into a table wrapped with barbed wire.
Party on Ethan, Matt, John, Keebler, Julian, Eric, Dani, Billy, Scott, Todd, Slippy, Hamilton, David, Gregory, Nibbles, Vernon, Terri, Michael, Brian, Ryan, Joshua and Timmy!
Be excellent to each other.
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