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The Fall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhARR-zmTCE
There's this hobo behind my building who's been planking for days now. Guy's a goddamn pro.
I was just kidding. Keep your chin up. For Ebert's sake.
Meanwhile, Ira Glass is stuck trying to shoehorn a story about organic salad dressing into an overall narrative on post-9/11 milieu.
God, remember being ten years old, you guys? Back then synchronized sand dancing was so much more, I don't know, real, you know?
"Bullying is wrong, y'all. Ok, so this next track is about me raping my ex-wife Kim with a chainsaw."
Who said what now? http://i54.tinypic.com/spwvhk.jpg
But my binky soaked in ether is still ok, right? RIGHT?
More like BLAMnesty International. Wait, are we still doing BLAM jokes?
The auto-tuned version of this preemptively hit #12 on Billboard's Hot 100 and my grandmother has it as her jitterbug ringtone.
I brayed like a retarded mule at that line. Or is it BLAM-TARDED MULE?
Don't joke about this, Gabe. Sting once approached me in a supermarket singing about Fields of Rold Gold and then had tantric sex with my fiance for three days. And that wasn't even for a commercial.
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I googled "chamber pots" as part of my research for a "gabe is old" joke, and instead found this. http://www.dogguide.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/3175115199_a801e9f9a32.jpg
Ok, so I clearly misread this as an article about American Apparel for some reason. And I'm keeping the leggings.
So I still have time to demand a refund on these leggings, then?
My gay friends love her, so I blame them. Thanks a lot, Sebastian and Michael.