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Since Chelyabinsk was the center of the Soviet nuclear weapons program, 25 years ago this could have started WWIII. Cold War, good times!
+1 for "in the motherfucking theater"
Bah! At this point I don't know how to properly reply to nastyemu!
Well, who says they've gone away - and why would they put heat on Mike rather than just hang back and keep watching him? There's been no indication that they've backed off...at this point.
If the fact that grass is green somehow had the potential to cut into the profit margins of oil companies, then there would be a "debate" about the color of grass.
"There are brave Monsters commenting that they didn't like this episode. Let's go downvote them!"
How big of a nerd am I that I read that whole, long, well-thought post about a superhero movie (that I've seen!) and the only thing going through my head was OH GOD OH GOD THE NEW CARO BOOK IS OUT MUST HAVE NOW! Sorry for shouting, that's just how I feel.
Dog vs. Parrot: Whoever wins (the yogurt), we win...
The mole sauce is dark, and full of terrors.
Upvoted for agreement, and especially for "team ugly sea dudes."
You've just given Purity Bear an embolism. I hope you're happy!
You're assuming that the election for the U.S. President is "serious." I have always assumed that too, but I'm becoming less and less certain...
Dogs? Bees? Dogs with bees in them, and when they bark they shoot bees? #simpsonsdidit
That sounds like a fine double-feature, but will you be turning the volume up and down randomly throughout each movie?
Seconded: "Uniqlo clothes fit really well if you're tall and skinny" = I'm not going to be buying these clothes.
He stole this routine from Dennis Miller and Chevy Chase...
Charlie Sheen in, Apocalypse Again: Winning!
If this doesn't make it into the Monster's Ball this week, it will truly be a dark time for the Rebellion.
FYI, Soul Gazebo is the name of our new alt-funk band. We're moderately huge in Tulsa.