You guys never understood or appreciated the careful thought I put into the balloon color scheme. That was 525,600 minutes of PLANNING THE BEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES. I'll see you at the reunion.
Remember "My Father the Hero," where she was Gerard Depardieu's daughter but everyone thought he was molesting her because she told everyone that in order to appear sexier to the island boys? That's the foundation for her strong feminist spine.
Also, that movie was hilarious.
YES. The Button was terrible.
I realize it's not the time, but the next round should really include "Duets." Gabe hasn't done "Duets" yet, right? With Gwyneth acting like a retarded singing 10-year-old, who is also Huey Lewis' daughter?
Holy hell, you're onto something... An American Patriot, Da Cake Eatur, and Kevin Smith... are one. This is like the end of Fight Club or Sixth Sense or Sybil.
Is the extra emphasis on WITH really necessary? I mean, the whole update is obviously the most unnecessary thing ever, ditto Twitter, but why scream WITH?
Whatever, I hate this guy.
Hate to make this RetortGum, but in regards to his inactivity and uselessness to anyone who didn't know him, he did give, like, $50 million to charities that paid for vaccines and food and kids' hospitals. Call it guilt money or the rich doing what the rich should do or whatever you like, but that actually is pretty fucking special. Maybe if he'd guest-starred on Gossip Girl or battled with John Salley, we Americans would still find him relevant?
That was a nice post. And I like all the neverforget/long live/RIP-ish movie quotes in Lindsay's honor. Lindsay means never having to say you're sorry. Soylent Green is Lindsay! What we've got here is failure to Lindsay.
Adding my voice to the praise chorus, Lindsay -- whenever I need a smile, I'll imagine you in a Just Jack T-shirt, posing on a corner. I have gotten so many laughs out of reading your brilliant, funny writing.
Lindsay, you're on whatever drugs make you be really undeservingly nice to things. This movie looks downright awful. Complicated female heroine? Because she wears quirky galoshes? No.
And the soundtrack, paired with that trailer guy's smug voice, makes me want to jump into a mine.
She is so right. Somebody clocking Perez Hilton is exactly like when the host of Cheaters got stabbed. It was gonna happen eventually, and everyone is OK with it.
Obviously, it's the animatronic Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs: "Not the mama."
See, 'cause she can't get pregnant. 'Cause of the face thing.
Response line from Jessie Spano: "I'm so excited!"
"In a time when our country has witnessed the impact and spirit of our nation's young people, it is a pleasure to throw all that to shit and remind everyone over 40 that you are completely fucked should these people ever take the nation's wheel."
Seriously! You know LDP is crying himself to sleep on that island, like, "I was fucking RITCHIE VALENS. I was in YOUNG GUNS. How am I on par with the kid who ruined "You Really Got Me"?
I don't know, watching Spencer gag on a live mantis or whatever that thing was... that was pretty great. You know who loses here? Alec Baldwin. He's at home, flipping through channels, waiting for Conan, and then he sees his sad sack of a brother eating goddamn cow innards. Poor guy.
Goddamnit, Hollywood really is out of ideas, isn't it? Footloose, Fame, Flight of the Navigator, and now this. Am I wrong, or was so much of these movies' joy was in their soundtrack, silly dancing, and slow motion flips? How do you recreate THOSE? How do you recreate Dance TV and towns with laws against music and Pee-Wee Herman as a robot from the future?
I miss the way we were.
If Gwyneth must blog, I would so much rather she blog about hungry cats than pure consciousness. Write what you know.
Also, her "controversial" Goop blog? What's the controversy? Some people hate it, some people ignore it?
Kind of amazing how Natalie Portman survives all of these really bad movies. She's been in some good ones, but the bad ones seem to be terrible.
After seeing it this weekend, I nominate A Civil Action. The most climactic parts are closeups of John Travolta thinking, and closeups of water. Courtroom drama failure.
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