Batmens?
"If you thought one Dark Night was cool, just wait till you see a whole bunch of them..."
https://nonrefundablenonsense.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/wall_batmen.jpg
The clip shows a weather man with a weather pattern expanding from his groinal region, that finally 'rains' on the West coast.
There, I saved you 22 seconds and some curious looks from coworkers wondering why you are watching a weather report from late August.
New Zealand is just copying the idea from the "50 years of Australian TV" commemorative coins from 2006.
Can you imagine how hard it was to incorporate fart jokes and reruns of MASH into a coin design?
The quest for the EGOT begins with a lowest rated comment. I'm not proud, but I'll take it.
And it's my brithday, so yay! Lowest rated comment! Woohoo!
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/gary.gif
Hell yeah! We could make it into a reality show!
Also, apparently this is what will happen if you let people of the same gender, who love each other very much, marry. This, and maybe your toaster stops working.
That show confused the crap out of me as a child.
I think I speak for all of humanity when I thank the film and television industry for never having re-broadcast the Holiday Special travesty or allowed it to be released on video or DVD.
Or did I breach some kind of unofficial pact not to post this kind of horror here?
Just think of creepy yoghurt guy spooning yoghurt off himself and it will all go away...
It is a simple rule:
1. Jokes about kids doing dumb things = funny
2. Jokes about kids with disabilities = makes people uncomfortable
3. Jokes about dead kids = special place in hell etc etc
I got excited because I thought this article was about someone from Cheers commenting on Piers Morgan being banned for life from TV or something.
So I got excited because of tricksy headline Grammar.
Rod Stewart was number 60. Seriously. This guy. Heavy Metal.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28600000/Rod-Stewart-rod-stewart-28605780-235-294.jpg
Believe me when I say I didn't want to share it.
I was just so overwhelmed by the combination of coloured wigs, slapstick comedy, and frenetic self love, I hit submit before I could stop myself.
If we change it from Winos to Zombies, we'll need to recast it. I'm thinking this guy:
http://www.thedailyrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/busey.jpg
In the vein of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and being set in Napa, i give you:
Wuthering Heights and Winos - starring this guy as Heathcliff:
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/nick-nolte-bumper-cars.jpg
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