Full disclosure: Big fan of both Phantogram and Portishead. The clips sound similar, but I'm not convinced it's a full sample rather than just similar recordings. I mean, we could be hearing a drum machine in "When I'm Small." I need more than fuzzy over a pretty standard beat.
I hate being appart of this "millennial" kind of generation, when I'm keen to attach myself to brands rather than ideals. Growing up, Hot Topic was it. That was the brand that I felt I most identified with, and it only took until I was older to realize how TERRIFYING that is. Fealty to a retailer, let alone one that doesn't even make its own clothes, is ridiculous. Selling nostalgia stunts the growth of ideals.
I'm sorry (not sorry), but as cute as babies are, dogs eating lemons is so much better. Because while babies' reactions are cute, scrunched-up "ugh" faces, dogs' reactions are "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN MY MOUTH BARK BARK KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT." Which is the appropriate response.
I know, right?! It's like he heard one of their b-sides first and insisted that was their best song and keeps trying to defend it by bringing up that one line that's kind of cool.
I do believe Abe FROMAN is the Sausage King of Chicago. Abe Forman sounds like a distant relative of Eric Forman. Speaking of, what's up with Topher Grace?
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