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Likewise, I was reading The Lost Symbol, and my life is a piece of crap.
Well, she is an only child... so according to Judge John Hodgman, Animal Farm would fit as a thematic mirror.
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That 30 Rock spoiler also showed up during the NBC Thursday night block, so if you had been actively avoiding it, NBC gave you a big "fuck you," and passively spoiled it for you anyway since the imagery of the commercial would give it away even if you were fast forwarding on DVR.
And apparently the French urinate on seats in protest of all/most genre films? Is that the implication in that closing statement? "Showing genre films in France is not easy, so we ask that our future spectators please be respectful of the rules of courtesy." But they still pay to go see the movies? And theaters still show them? I'm so confused, you guys.... Maybe Huge Ackman can help explain....
Maybe not so much ignore it as discuss it in another forum that isn't mostly trampoline accidents -- somewhere devoted rather to the shredding of the last vestiges of our collective innocence.
Another four years of the failed economic policies of Barack. Hussein. Obama. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zN3mxcLX_qw/T69-SMl9gvI/AAAAAAAADmk/PjFNILI2L6I/s1600/SNL-Will-Forte-Obama-assassin-freak.png
Of course, Hasbro, makers of Scrabble, is making the Words With Friends board game. Which means Hasbro... the makers of the board game Scrabble.... are paying licensing fees to make the board game version of the rip-off video game version of their own game, Scrabble.
At the very least, he was made to act a fool up in there.
From the excerpts it seems like it's a remake of Being There.... but with Mr. Peepers instead of Peter Sellers.
so we'd still have to deal withh Mitt Romney? Just played by a different guy? And continuing with the Darrin theme... a less popular and somehow even more vanilla guy?
Somebody is really pushing PUSHER.
Underdog? Malachi was a 6 to 1 favorite by Vegas odds makers to win Best in Show. No seriously... they really did: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/46333419/ns/sports-westminster_dog_show/
I'm not sure that Hamlet is the voice of reason you think he is....
"In Soviet Russia, yourself hits you.... wait... that doesn't really work" http://images.v2.reserve123.com/product/12229-2.jpg
take 2: I'm waiting for the joke that takes 6 years to set up, with the punchline in the movie.
I'm waiting for the joke that spends six years setting up a joke that pays off in the movie.
watch the window in the last clip when Annie says "Beetlejuice"
"No one has yet to walk out on a screening of Mirror, Mirror"
There are several Wizard of Ozes (Wizards of Oz?) in the works too -- at least one is a grim and gritty take on the story. Remakes, reboots, and the public domain.... easy money for Hollywood.
Shhhh... it's when they realize that they don't have to fight one another that we'll all be doomed to a matrix and/or endless terminator war future.
So....... when are they going to fight? What's the point of making robots if you're not going to make them fight?
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Mad Men will not turn out to be a long form advertisement for whiskey.
If anything, the non-chalant whistling just makes him look MORE guilty of peeing his pants.
Must be 'shopped. Also -- nice watermark, there, TMZ....
Maybe Ricky Gervais should just stick to TV. No more movies, tweets, award shows, photoshoots, etc.
How come all fantasy movies have to have that LOTR panning helicopter shot of a band of journeying gnomes/dwarves/elves/people walking along a ridge/mountain while the music swells?
The downvoting on this comment.... is it because of the offensiveness of the message itself, or just general disagreement with the idea that Sevigny has gobbled enough cock on camera?
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It's been a while since college for me too, but I'm pretty sure T-Rexes aren't extinct -- they evolved into Ann Coulter.
Ironically, your tombstone will mark an empty grave, after you remain missing for 8 years -- abducted by Benni Cinkle after she's introduced as "the girl in pink from the that Friday video" for the umpteenth time and suffers a severe psychotic break, keeping you locked in her closet, only seeing the light of day to respond to Cinkle's pleas of: "you think I'm well-adjusted, don't you, fondue cheddar?"
so this horrifying video was just a commercial for a giant clown costume for sale on the internet? SOLD!
- also George Romero.... see: Day of the Dead (1985) Everyone always forgets about poor Bub, the semi-educated zombie
Sp, now what am I going to do with all of these Cain4Prez tobacco and nicotene-stuffed-crust pizzas?
This makes perfect sense because: journalism, integrity, the Today Show and dressing-up-for-Halloween-at-work go hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand
The problem is that those cartoons have been difficult to find in recent years. The places where I (and maybe you? I don't know who you are or where you come from... so i won't assume) would go to find them now either don't exist (Network Saturday Morning Cartoon Line-Ups), or have a back log of their own original programming that outperforms old cartoons in reruns (Cable). That being said, with the new Looney Tunes show on Cartoon Network being popular (and pretty genuinely funny, poking fun at sitcom tropes while featuring the voices of Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen), I've been able to use that as a segue for my neice into the classic cartoons upon which those characters were based.