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You know, of all the roles to take on as your new personality, why Humbert Humbert?
+11 | 4/8/13 11:31 AM
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Good luck costal monsters! I hope instead of a blizzard you all get kittens. Self-sufficient kittens that feed and water themselves, and also take care of any ablutions or bathroom necessities so as not to be a bummer on you all. Guys I am still pretty much asleep right now, please don't hold anything I say against me.
+9 | 2/8/13 9:36 AM
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I am worried that none of these cats appear to be watching the road. Who gave them licenses? This is madness.
+13 | 2/5/13 9:55 AM
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SPEAKING OF: I miss Lewis Simon.
+7 | 12/28/12 3:15 PM
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Believe me brother, I know. Waiter, a round of Stodden for my friends!
+5 | 12/5/12 7:41 PM
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Wait wait wait. We can be weird as fuck so long as it's art? Ok, I need a roll of bubble wrap, a paper mache turkey, three and a half pounds of big league chew, and James McAvoy's phone number, stat. It's time to art it up.
+25 | 12/5/12 5:40 PM
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Gabe doesn't wear deodorant? All of my illusions are shattered! Now I feel like I don't know him at all! (spolier alert: I don't)
+9 | 11/14/12 12:07 PM
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Carolyn in the Abbey is my bet for citywelling hijinks
+3 | 9/28/12 5:25 PM
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I'll do whatever you want me to just as long as I can be with you If that is the case, can you stop singing? I'm trying to drink my tea in peace.
+9 | 9/28/12 2:56 PM
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All of the ones that are in parentheses I presume are about butts, so my vote is that you are not nearly as perverted as the rest of the internet. Neither am I. I need to go back to perv school (aka college)
+11 | 9/20/12 1:57 PM
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Also, I'm pretty sure we all owe Jon Hamm an apology, and are required to stay at least 100 yards away from him at all times.
+11 | 9/10/12 1:24 PM
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[S]he was a role model who showed young women that they could triumph over a troubled past and still grow up to be anything they wanted. Even though she was the sex icon of her time, she was never a Barbie. She wasn’t especially skinny; she had a good sense of humor, and she seemed always to be trying to be herself. I'm wondering if this person has finished her biography....
+4 | 8/10/12 2:27 PM
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Needs more Stodden, that's my thought
+2 | 7/26/12 3:47 PM
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CONGRATS ON THE EGOT! I tried to find a celebratory Courtney Stodden pic but none of them were SFW or SFLife
+14 | 7/6/12 6:22 PM
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Clearly my one trait mandatory in an end-of-the-world friend is that they be Courtney Stodden.
+4 | 6/22/12 1:21 PM
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That's easy! No. There are no wonderful women out there who aren't even actresses.
+7 | 6/14/12 2:14 PM
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Wait, we can do this? Hey, Barack, old buddy. I totally don't create unspeakable horror chimeras in my basement for the sheer thrill of playing god. Also I don't rob grave for sweet sweet human organs. Please fire this pitchfork-wielding mob. xoxo - LBT
+10 | 6/6/12 9:42 AM
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YES YES YES YES YES to living alone. Although I don't know about the rest of you, but I am a little afraid that I am going feral.
+9 | 6/1/12 8:46 PM
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I'm beginning to think that Liam Neeson's daughter is the movie equivalent of Princess Peach. I mean, I get it. Life is complicated and things can go pear shaped at a moment's notice. But Liam Neeson's movie daughter, have you considered not getting kidnapped? Or, if you are prone to kidnapping, maybe get a whistle, or alarm, or mace, or hang out with the lady from Haywire? Although now I really hope there is an action scene culminating with toad saying "Sorry Liam Neeson, your daughter's in another castle!"
+18 | 5/17/12 9:45 AM
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I would agree but I am never able to successfully hold a book while eating. WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS? Can I be your padawan?
+8 | 4/26/12 2:19 PM
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