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The Coen Brothers here have got a job. They've got prospects. They're bona fide. What are you?
He tortures his enemies by describing the Timothy Treadwell death tape but never letting them listen to it.
"I LOVE it!!" - Doug Hutchison
I'll be there for sure. Saw Totally J/K at ucbeast a few weeks ago and can't believe I already have the chance to see Mande again.\ Also very cool to hear Conan say "Laughing Skull," even though he clearly hated the name.
Dream cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michele Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster
Time to play Count the Horse Jokes.
He's already turning heads in the industry by casting real-life adult film star Sasha Grey as his easel.
I can't figure out why people aren't more impressed when I brag at length about how I've liked Chris Pratt since he was on The O.C.
Andrew Garfield has been hiding in the darkest corner of Jeff Daniels' house for the last six days.
"Did you know spiders *cannot* actually turn off the dark?" - Andrew Garfield
See also: Cloris Leachman presenting with the women of Jersey Shore.
I have this fun new game I play where I read a Videogum post without checking to see if it's from Gabe or Kelly, then try to guess who wrote it (I'm very popular). It's actually a pretty hard game! What I'm trying to say is you're funny Kelly and good job at your job.
Nice to see him talking out of his ass again.
This is Will and Jada's big chance to get out there and continue fucking other people.
Whatever the reason for this split, the most important thing is for Willow and Jaden to think it's their fault.
Of Mice and Many Mooooooore
Dear Chase, Nobody liked this one. Sincerely, Future Chase
The Goodie, The Bag, and The Ugly
A movie based on a show based on a movie based on a book. The author's royalty checks are hand-delivered by Leonardo diCaprio.
John Carter is directed by Andrew "Wall-E director and general all-around Pixar guy but pre-Cars 2" Stanton, so I'm holding out, like, a shitload of hope.
What's wrong with Kick-Ass, and specifically Chloe Moretz, winning something?
It's not TV -- it's magic and nazis.
Just normal everyday mom stuff.
Is this one of those Everest College ads?
The commenter was later dropped into the rancor pit.
"cheap," "lame" and "puts the emphasis in the wrong place..." *Puts on Carnac the Magnificent costume* "...Things exes have said about Gabe Delahaye."
Actually not really. They had a big re-branding campaign last year in which they basically scrubbed "Music Television" from the logo, because marketing! and also why have words in a logo when people hate words.
Regis, who apparently had some strange ideas about how people retire from things, suddenly and repeatedly began punching himself in the face.
Regis and Letterman have been sending each other these photos for years.
Later on Meredith Viera posed for the same picture, but nobody was watching.
For now. The second and third best are currently undergoing extensive top-down redesigns, and will compete again in May at the 7th Annual Guy Fieri Fan Site Championship. First prize is a $50 gift card to TGI Friday's.
Guy Fieri strikes me as someone who's probably going to die on a toilet.
Sometimes you just gotta be like, Hakuna Matata.
"Not to stick up for Jamie or anything, but allow me to stick up for Jamie."
I think Dale felt like he was "robbing the bank" because he was on Team Dale and not Team Get Other Food Out of The Kitchen Besides Yours. Who cares though. One person couldn't have made a difference. It's not VOTING.