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Coulda done it in a wheelchair. He's got experience.
In reality, this is about the accurate amount of time it'd take to climb a vine to the clouds.
House of the Dead Leaves.
Everybody's pregnant with all of Josh Groban's babies.
Also: Double Double Jeopardy
Tim Horton Hears A Who
The Kids Are Okay, I Suppose
Did everyone just forget that Romance Is Boring came out this year, or is it just really bad and no one is telling me I'm not allowed to enjoy it?
How about Planes, Trains, and Automobiles? I love it, but I'm sure everyone else hates it.
It's a good thing they put a disclaimer. Good thing they did, or people might think they were gay. And we can't have that in 21st century America, especially from our Harry Potters.
The Shawshank Redeemable Shares
The 40-Year-Old Man with a Relatively Average Sex Life for Someone His Age
Wait, am I not supposed to like The Daily Show and the Colbert Report anymore either? Why am I not allowed to like all these things that I like? I don't want to be a bad person.
Can we nominate Shakespeare In Love or has that been done before? I haven't really been keeping track that much.
Am I a bad person for liking American Beauty? I really like the film American Beauty, but now I think I'm supposed to not and it scares me.