I feel like Tampa is kind of on par with Grand Rapids (bland, full of old people, high unemployment), except we could never get a large mass of people to put on a shrill lip dub counterargument to Newsweek unless it was in an air conditioned room. It's hot you guys. The sun hurts. Stop it, sun.
And, you know, the fact that they're completely unhinged, think basic logic/science is a lesbian/environmentalist/babykiller conspiracy, and think Obama is a fascist but want to set the stage for a 21st century Wiemar Republic with 300 million people.
I know! I went in expecting silly poems and witty banter, what I got was Anne Hathaway in a poorly conceived role delivering weak dialog in a sub-par English accent. All the callbacks to the old Disney movie amounted to little more than "Wasn't that cool?"
"That caterpillar says 'WHO R U' with smoke rings. He had some exchange with Alice that was somewhat clever and amusing, but lets just use the smoke letters."
If my neighbors showed up in front of my house festooned in Dickensian regalia speed singing Christmas carols they would get the business, and by the business I mean the fire extinguisher.
My non denominational fundie Christian relatives LOVE Disney Christmas. I can't really think of anything more White Christian Family friendly than a Disney Christmas parade.
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